Taking the time to notice all of the times when Disney decided to say "screw logic" Also Disney memes.

"What the hell?" I took a step closer to the mirror, staring at my reflection in disbelief. The person looking back was still me, but at the same time it wasn't. I had the same thick, dark, curly hair. The same hazel eyes. The same olive skin with a light dusting of freckles (ugh) scattered across the bridge of my nose. But my curls were now streaked with highlights. And not the subtle, golden-brown ones that sometimes appeared during the summer. No, these were an aggressive, dazzling blond that went from the roots of my hair all the way to the tips. It looked like I had spent a full day getting my hair done in some upscale salon. Never mind that I had never set foot in such a place since the day I was born. My eyes appeared somehow wider and more luminous. The colour brighter, my eyelashes darker up against them. And, when I looked closely, my pupils seemed to be slitted almost like a cat. I looked down at my body. My skinny arms-which had always refused to gain any definition no matter how hard I exercised-were lined with flat, wiry muscles. My bony shoulders were now curved and smooth. My scrawny legs were toned like a dancer. I reached down and lifted my shirt, revealing two subtle lines running vertically down my perfectly flat stomach, hinting at the rock-hard abs underneath. My whole body was rippling with strength. Like liquid steel.

A collection of Mr. D getting names wrong! :D

Sequel to Patronus Charm- A Lily and James Fanfiction Despite all the odds that were against them, Lily and James fell in love. Their final year at Hogwarts is over, but their story is far from over. Follow James, Lily, Sirius, Remus, Peter, Alice, and Frank, through the events of three years after Hogwarts. Outside the castle, Voldemort is gaining power. The Order is fighting against him, but will it be enough? The friends will have to fight the odds once again to survive the coming darkness. The war has brought them close, but it still could tear them apart. Will they stand together or destroy each other?

Annabeth was a quiet girl. Now she's and outspoken billionaire. Percy was a detention regular. Now he's a special agent for the FBI. Piper was always unpopular. Now she's a rising star. Jason was always popular. Now he runs his own lawfirm. Leo was the class clown. Now he's the prime suspect. Frank was the failing athlete. Now he's a football star. Hazel was an artist. Nothing much has changed. The last time they saw eachother was at their high school graduation.

In the sequel to Remember Me? Sammy's trial takes a crazy turn, secrets are revealed, and no one knows if Sammy was really working alone...

"So my mom Demeter is kidnapped by the goddess of gossip?" "...You could say that but the proper term is-" "Oh Annabeth let the poor girl revel in her glory" "Uh guys..." --- Tania Wells was just your average demigod: unnoticed by most and certainly not wanting the life given to her until one day. One night actually when Tania receives a dream from Demeter, her oh-so-lovely mother who just so happened to get herself kidnapped by Pheme the goddess of gossip. Tania finds herself whisked away on a journey with her sister and Grover the satyr not knowing the first thing about quests or defending herself against monsters and who-knows-what. But why did Tania get chosen out of all her siblings and all of the perfectly capable demigods to save her mother who Tania still has resentment for? Follow Tania on her journey through secrets, lies and mysteries while finding out not only her own identity but the ones of those around her.

Expiration Date is coming in print, audio, and ebook from Podium on April 6, 2027 and is available to preorder now! ✨ The Society knows when we're going to die. They imprint it on our arms at birth. I was supposed to die yesterday. I'm the girl who's Expired. Winner of the 2020 Readers Choice Awards Cover by @Forcade

. "Curiosity is the most powerful thing you own" ♡ .-.-.-.-.-.-.-. A question a day .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. You're probably asking yourself why you should bother answering a bunch of random questions for 365 days, right? Well, the real question is, why not? Just give it a try. *Add to library for updates Highest Ranking: #10 in Random on 27/5/16

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS