" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

(I do not update a lot, this is just posted for my enthusiasm, but feel free to read!) Just Dan and Phil imagines (more like one-shots.. They are longer) that involve you. Maybe they involve love? Maybe they involve hate? Maybe they involve murder? Maybe they involve trouble? It's new at the moment so I will be taking request, just private message me through my account (ofc) and I will get to you! I'll try to update as much at possible, I have another story going on so its a big handful. Hope you enjoy my first Imagine story.. Let me know if I mess up on anything.. Thank you!! **Highest Ranking in FanFiction: 23**

swiggity sway- wait, they're still gay? sequal to "Shit Storm"

Dan is the popular kid at his school. He can have any girl he wants. But then Phil started in his class and everything changed. Now he doesn't want any girl. He wants Phil. But it's tough hiding that you're in love. And it's tough when jealousy takes over. Will they make it?

Part 1 of the infamous series. Feelings appear. Sparks fly. Love rises. Problems occur. Please note: This story is now very old (7 years old in 2020) and I'd like to think my writing has improved since then! There are a bunch of cringey parts and bad writing in here, but enjoy and thanks for reading! :)

A collection of Phan One Shots with some occasional kickthestickz :D It also contains RPs, song fics and prompts. WARNING: Smut, angst, some trigger warnings If you want to read them on tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/helloanonymouswriter Cover artist: @Lionluver12 ~ HelloAnonymousWriter ~

Phil Lester hasn't had the best past. He was bullied and tormented because of his sexuality and had no friends for a long time. He then moved to London where he met Chris and PJ who help get his life back on track again. Suddenly he's under a spell when 'The Lonely Prince' - Dan Howell walks into the room and smiles at him. Every time Phil sees Dan he gets butterflies in his stomach. Someone from his past is out for Phil and will do anything to prevent Dan from getting close to him. This is just creative writing. I am in no way suggesting they are a couple although if they were I'd probably die of happiness! Enjoy! ~HelloAnonymousWriter~

TRIGGER WARNING. THIS STORY CONTAINS MENTIONS OF RAPE, SELF INJURY, DEATH AND ATTEMPTED SUICIDE. Can Dan save Phil? Phil is suicidal and Dan is the only one who's there for him. Can he alone save Phil?

Idk oneshots I write about phan xx

swiggity sway these blokes are gayy.