the hogwarts manual of what potterheads would do there besides draco malfoy. ▂▂▂▂▂▂ ✧ all original ✧ book idea by @RingRingCat ✧ achieved #1 on random status : completed

29 year old Alice Williams keeps to herself, finishing up a master's degree in business management. Craving some fun, she lets her best friend Daniel bring her to his dinner as a guest. Shockingly, Alice meets the last person she would have expected: Alan Rickman. ***Dedicated to the late & great light of my life Alan Rickman***

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

So, everyone knows who Draco Malfoy is... but did you know he had a sister? Lynx Malfoy is loved by her older brother Draco, but he chooses He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named over her because he simply doesn't want to die. Now Lynx is hated by her parents and now must go to the family that the Malfoy's hate most.... the Weasley's.... Will they trust her? Or will she be damned in all of the Wizarding World?

Does Harry and Severus have more in common than they think?They both lost someone they truely love.Harry lost his parents(Lily and James Potter)and Severus lost his true love(Lily Potter).They both understand each other's grief.But will this grief bring them closer?

The brightest witch of her age must face the most dangerous wizard in the world...completely alone. *** Hermione Granger is sent by Dumbledore to go undercover as a Death Eater for Voldemort. Living every day afraid her true identity will be revealed, Hermione discovers Voldemort has big plans for her. [Hermione/Voldemort] Note: AU - Voldemort looks human. 08/18/22: #1 in Hermione Granger 07/24/25: #1 in Tom Riddle 02/04/21: #1 in Harry Potter 08/02/24: #1 in Snape 10/03/22: #3 in Fanfiction 08/17/22: #1 in Draco 11/11/23: #1 in HarryPotterAU 06/19/23: #1 in Volmione 09/12/25: #1 in Tomione 09/14/22: #2 in Harry Potter Fanfiction 06/03/23: #1 in Voldemort 08/02/23: #4 in Slow Burn 08/12/23: #1 in Dark Romance Content/Trigger Warning: Contains mature sexual scenes, sexual assault, and drinking.

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible." Now Complete!