Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

They wanted to make A Christmas Carol of their own. So they did.

A phone call and an estranged father’s dying wish has forced Alexis Williams in the last place she has ever wanted to be—the wilderness. Backpacking for seven days while climbing a 14,000-foot mountain is not her idea of a good time. Luckily, the handsome hiking guide, Graham Neelson is there to make life a little more bearable. His support and words of wisdom has not only engaged her mind, but also her heart. However, as the summit grows closer, Alexis reaches her breaking point. Can she find the strength and courage to ascend the mountain and embrace love? Or will she let fear taint her path?

Damon was happy. He had everything he wanted: a strong family, awesome friends, great grades, a beautiful girlfriend... He had never had any reasons to cry...until the accident. After that, the world had no colors for him. He never smiled again and almost everyone left him because of that. But had he ever dreamt about a smiling, brown-eyed angel? Had he ever hoped for such salvation? Did he deserve it? To him, Evangeline was nothing... And everything. Would he let her heal him? ~ *OFFICIAL TRAILER ON THE RIGHT SIDE OR HERE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFZJ56rZaC8* ~ Copyright © 2013 *ALL RIGHTS RESERVED* All rights are reserved by the owner and creator of this work (username/pseudonym: XenaraDaolftan) and any infringement of copyright is punishable by law. ~ *I DO NOT OWN ANY FRAGMENTS FROM DIFFERENT BOOKS THAT MAY APPEAR HERE.*

Savannah Gray boards a cruise to the Bahamas. Rumor has it that One Direction, a famous boy band, is going to be performing on the cruise. When a freak storm hits and the ship sinks, the only survivors are Savannah and One Direction, they have to work together to stay alive. Will they ever be rescued? There's only one thing to say...crazy things can happen when your stranded with five crazy and strange boys.

Just a short comment I felt like making on Shakespeare's famous quote: "What's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet." - Romeo and Juliet (II, ii, 1-2)- These are just my views!

I don't like One Direction. So can someone please tell me why I'm stuck on a game show with the five boys who have stolen millions of girls' hearts?

[EDITING IN PROCESS] Ariella Price was never the girl to stand out in a crowd, she was always that quiet girl in the corner. She just wanted to be normal but as a young witch in the Wizarding World, she learns that magic is far beyond normal. Attending her Third Year at Hogwarts, everything changes for Ariella; she is given the chance to make new friends but also a chance to find herself. However, being friends with Harry Potter, finding herself will take some time and in the end, all she could do is blame magic. *This story places the character into J.K Rowling's original story with a twist. This edition includes adventures from the Prisoner of Azkaban and the Goblet of Fire. I do not own anything except the original characters that do not appear in the original story.