"Don't you want to know more about him?" Prussia urged. "We've all gone through it, why not him?" Germany looked distraught. "It is wrong, bruder." France spoke up. "Mon ami, this could be our only chance to see what Amerique is really made of. He is our ally, and as allies, he must prove himself to be strong enough to help us in the future." France purred, and said slyly, "Besides, he is the hero, is he not?"

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

NOT CANON COMPLIANT !! ( REWORKING 4/1/23) Auradon Prep. The only Institution to be fully mixed with both the children of heroes and villains, really getting into that progressive feel.. Except the casual bullying that continues to dominate Carlos' high school career. The only way to get that dauntingly oversized target off his back is to date the most untouchable student at school.. Except that's his best friend. Who isn't even gay. Who doesn't even like him. The core four continue down their chosen paths of putting good over evil and abandoning their wicked ways. Yeah, lying about dating is a big no-no but that's only if anyone finds out. But that would never happen... Would it?

Welcome to another book of the funniest, deepest, and most relatable posts from Tumblr! Enjoy :) (May have mature content)

Some of the funniest, deepest, and most relatable posts from Tumblr! Enjoy :) (May have mature content) Book II is out now!