"because as you know all too well, my dear phil, i sometimes want you to just drop dead." "ah, but you see, the feeling is mutual, howell." |serialkiller!phil x depressed!dan| |lowercase intended|

simmer down

i don't want your body but i hate to think about you with somebody else ; sequel to a change of heart ; copyright © 2018

[complete] maybe they really need 2009 again ; sequel to snapchat ; copyright © 2016 ; highest ranking #1

IN WHICH PHIL DESPERATELY TRIES TO GET DAN IN HIS PANTS

'don't do that. don't act like you care. i might do something stupid, like open up to you.' {or the one where phil has a photographic memory and dan is telekinetic} STARTED - 11/12/16 COMPLETED - 16/02/17

"I'm straight!" "The only straight you are is a straight up liar." {or the one featuring punk!phil and pastel!dan} STARTED - 07/02/17 COMPLETED - 29/10/17

> phan dan: big dick energy philly: what philly: what the fuck is big dick energy philly: what are you a fortune teller or some shit where a local and a member of stan twitter somehow fall in love despite the language barrier

TAMPONS | PHAN "I didn't think they were for you" When one boy goes to buy tampons for his girlfriend, he never expects to find himself falling for the cashier that checks him out (in more ways than one). ROOMON © 2016

[complete] finding a girl who is equally pretty won't be hard ; copyright © 2017