Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Chris is bullied daily by Ashton and his friends .On top of that her dad abuses her .What happens when Ashton realizes the real harm he causes ?Will he regret his actions ? Will Chris forgive him ?Will he fix her ? Will she fix him ?or will they both break into pieces ? © Copyright 2014. All rights reserved.

"he only comes outside when it rains."

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION Adrift after a failed suicide attempt, golden boy Everest can't find anything worth living for - until he meets Beverly, a loner determined to prove him wrong. ***** For a boy who seemed to have it all - wealth, good looks, popularity, a wide circle of friends - Everest Finley becomes the ultimate social outcast after failing to take his own life. Dejected and alone, he starts his last year of high school by acting out, determined to ruin his golden boy reputation after his best friend and girlfriend both turn on him. But to his surprise, resident loner Beverly Davis reaches out and tries to befriend him. Ever the optimistic, her empathy and persistence eventually convinces him to spend time with her, and the two slowly bond over their complicated family lives and a love of singing. But even as their budding friendship begins to hint at something more, Everest continues to struggle with depression and unhappiness. Can a simple pact between the two truly encourage him to find something worth living for? Content and/or Trigger Warning: this story contains mentions and descriptions of depression and self harm. -SKY

"I don't want a soulmate anymore."

in a world where your moods are visible above your head, displayed through pictures and icons, it's impossible to hide your true feelings. however dan howell seems to be lacking this. labelled as an emotionless freak, dan is outcasted because his moods are never visible. that is, until an endlessly happy boy named phil wonders why.

"You killed me, so now I'm here to haunt you - bitch."

Jimin is a matchmaker - an assistant to Cupid - and is sent to the mortal world to make a boy named Min Yoongi fall in love with his music partner, Jung Hoseok started ; february eighteenth, 2016 finished ; july seventh, 2016 160515 - #87 in fanfiction 160523 - #75 in fanfiction 160910 - #7 in yoonmin 160910 - #1 in yoonseok 161002 - #2 in yoonmin 160813 - 100k reads 161011 - 200k reads 170317 - 300k reads 170605 - 400k reads 170810 - 500k reads 171019 - 600k reads 171222 - 700k reads

"So I'm like you?" "No, you're better." *** Sequel to Dead 2nd Sequel to 'Dead' Trilogy Yoonmin and other ships.

Hi I'm Min Yoongi. I have white hair, more like grey. I'm skinny and pale. People use to call me short but I don't think I am. Anyway I'm about 2 years old now. Yeah you're probably wondering how can you be two and talking? Well that's because I'm two years dead. *** Yoonmin and other ships 1st Book to 'Dead' Trilogy Turkish Translation- @geceeninmavis French Translation- @Manousse