Star Wars joins Facebook.... What can go wrong?

Featured in the official Wattpad @Fanfic Attack on Titan Fanfiction reading list Wattys 2014 Winner "Iᴛ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ ɪᴛ, ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴊᴜsᴛ Cʜᴀsɪɴɢ Gʜᴏsᴛs" Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is losing the ones you care for most... and still holding on. Before the walls where broken by the titans, lived a young woman named Alya. Stark red hair and wide silver eyes, she is a Captain of the Survey Corp and doesn't take backtalk from anyone. Alya is strong.... perhaps to strong. She doesn't let anyone in because wasting feelings on the inevitable demise of these people is just a waste of time... Alya is put in charge of a young Trainee by the name of Levi Ackerman, a young man who seems to have lost everything. His only friends lost to the iron fangs of a titan. Alya is willing to change that for him, but is he willing to change himself to do so..? The choices she makes will affect her life, and many others."A ʜᴇʀᴏ ɪs sᴏᴍᴇʙᴏᴅʏ ᴡʜᴏ ɪs sᴇʟғʟᴇss, ᴡʜᴏ ɪs ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴏᴜs ɪɴ sᴘɪʀɪᴛ, ᴡʜᴏ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛʀɪᴇs ᴛᴏ ɢɪᴠᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴀs ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀs ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ. A ʜᴇʀᴏ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ɪs sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ sᴀᴠᴇs ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴏ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴅᴇᴇᴘʟʏ ᴄᴀʀᴇs." Sequel- Running Haunted [This story won a wattie. um wat]

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