Sadie's secretly in love with her best friend Connor. When the lights go off at a party, she kisses him in the dark. The next day, Connor enlists her help to find his mystery kisser. Sadie is stuck in the middle, will she ever be able to tell him how she feels?

A very strange story told from the POV of a very strange woman written by a very strange girl.

I've decided to compile all my previous unfinished stories here!!! Yay!!!

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Meet Skylar Howard, she a stubborn softy. She's struggling in school getting grades that are leading her to the path of failing. Her mother suggests for her to get a tutor, but shes doesn't want one. To her disappoint, however, she's given one without a choice. Skylar imagines a twenty-five year old who will be an obnoxious genius, but little does she know they're the same age. Meet Caleb Scott, a smart sweetheart. His mother is good friends with Mrs. Howard and asks her son if he'd be interested in tutoring her daughter. Caleb is up for the job, not minding the extra cash, and is curious on how it'll go. He imagines a ten year old girl who's struggling in her studies and needs a bit of help. But little does he know she's the same age and with a strong attitude. When they meet how will they react to each other? (Hey, you! Reading my summary (: I hope you enjoy the story if you decide to read! And I hope you decide to read it too ^•^) It's in the process of revision but it's no problem to read it with that going on.

In which a fortune cookie saves a blind date going down faster than a roller coaster after a steep climb.

PERSONAL ASSISTANT NEEDED. People skills optional. Ability to take drink orders preferred. Personal mode of transport a MUST. To Reply, Contact Dr. M's home office: 1-555-TRBLE-4-U (Idiots and those prone to knock-knock jokes need not apply.) ◎ ◎ ◎ Nobody in their right mind would respond to a help wanted listing so vague. Enter, Robin Banks. The wacky exploits of a narcoleptic super villain and his reluctant sidekick. [COMPLETED FIRST DRAFT - #22 in Humor on 4/12/15]

Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?