Why are you guys reading this? Bye af- '=3=

Everyone has those days where nothing seems to be going right. For 2016 I have decided to publish a book where I post one joke or pun a day to help make those tough times easier and to hopefully put a smile on your faces. I do not own any of the jokes and they are purely there for your enjoyment. So come on and make this a year to remember!

Christian Harper and his daughter Abigail move to New Orleans, Louisiana after Christian lands himself a new job opportunity. Since relocating to the new house, he finds that his daughter's behaviour has been very unusual and that strange things have begun happening inside the house. It's not until long that Christian begins to realise that the nightmares that his daughter has been suffering from are very much real, and that they are both in very serious danger. Do you know the true meaning of FEAR?

Leah Preston was a normal 17 year old girl, until she wakes up and finds herself staring at her own lifeless body. She has no idea what happened to her or how she died, and the only person who can see her is her sworn enemy Jared. Neither of them have a choice, they must put their differences aside in order to find out what really happened to Leah and how she died, or better yet, who killed her, while at the same time fighting each other and the feelings they are beginning to develop. ©makeandoffer

Faith Mitchell was never confident. She was happy to blend into the background, much to the protest of her friends. At 16, her life was a normal teenage cliche. She was in love with Jace, the obnoxious player who she couldn't have, and her biggest worry was whether or not he would finally come to his senses and see that she really was the one for him. That is until she is kidnapped and recruited by a secret agency of assassins. She is torn away from her normal teenage life and thrown into a world of guns, knifes and criminals. The agency mold her into the perfect killing machine, and at 19 she is no longer the shy girl that was snatched away from her uncomplicated life, but a ruthless killer who will stop at nothing to complete whatever mission she is on. Then, the agency has a new mission which involves Faith returning to her hometown, and facing her friends, family and the very boy who broke her heart just before it turned into stone. What will happen once Faith comes face to face with Jace? Will the obnoxious player be able to reach out and get the old Faith back without pressing any of her wrong buttons, considering that the shy girl he once knew now has a gun. (WATTY AWARDS 2011) (THE FICTION AWARDS 2017) ©makeandoffer

Random book :3 Hehe.

Jungkook is a high schooler in his last year of high school who is quite and shy... Also has schizophrenia. He hears voices that tell him to do certain things... Like being suicidal and self harmful. He's self conscious which causes him to be anorexic... Jin is a college student who's been having a good relationship with his girlfriend, Kyun Jihyun. He just got job at a cafe that Jungkook orders coffee, JUST coffee at almost every day. Jungkook realizes there is a new employee at the cafe but barely mentions it. Jin realizes that Jungkook is always only getting a coffee and sitting by himself, whispering to himself at the same time. He decided to mention it to Jungkook and become friends with him. Will their friendship bloom into something more even though Jungkook is suicidal and Jin has a girlfriend? Jungkook can't help but follow the voices he hears but maybe Jin can help him stop the voices.

Kim Taehyung: Goes by the name "V" online. Jung Hoseok: Goes by the name "Jhope" online. Two young boys, V and Jhope, have been texting, skyping, and calling each other for about two months now. V, who is Korean but lives in Japan temporarily cuz of family... Issues. And Jhope who is living in Korea with a normal life. That's pretty much the reason why they haven't met yet. The story starts off as V is still having family issues and he realizes he is falling in love with Jhope. But they are so far apart... This is International Love. Each chapter will be each day they contact each other starting from when V starts liking Jhope.

a quiet boy from jersey, a loud mouth from new york, an unbreakable bond. ((au where a young paul wesley meets a girl that changes his life around))