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  • How to Be Cliche (A Novel)
    5.8M 140K 47

    Cli·ché: a phrase or opinion that is overused and betrays a lack of original thought. Meet Pepper Ballard. Independent, single, and sarcastic as hell. Pepper fights her own battles with pride and is officially #done with clichés. Unshaven werewolves, pale vampires, flawless and talented female vampire hunters who inst...

  • Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
    3.3M 199K 4

    Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

    Completed  
  • The Awakener
    1M 13K 50

    Fifteen year old Eden does more than just humiliate herself when she throws her arms around Micah; she changes him forever. Becoming the Seer, Micah’s eyes are opened to the realm of angels and demons. Shy and awkward, Eden stumbles through high school unknowingly changing others, whom Micah will need to complete hi...

  • Just Married
    2.2M 39.3K 21

    Cora Montgomery and Theodore Hayes have just been hitched...by accident. Not remembering much about the night before, they arrive back to school as a married couple, and they are just about to murder each other at any second of the day. Seeing that it would take a whole lot of issues to divorce, they'll have to stick...

    Mature
  • Insufferable
    10.3M 230K 31

    I stepped towards him, the Mate that was to be mine for all eternity. But before I could leap into his arms, he put his hands up, as if to tell me not to do what was an instinct. I held myself back, it confused me that he wasn't standing in front of me with open arms, and he was closed off. Before I could truly grasp...

  • Big Fat Liar (Available Amazon Kindle/ Ebook)
    8.9M 33.8K 9

    Callie Picket,the-fat-girl-next-door has a big fat secret. Well, a secret she's been successfully hiding from her oh so sexy apartment neighbor Chris Walker. In their first meeting, he mistakes her for a fat guy and she does nothing to correct him. "That awkward moment when the man you love doesn't know you're a woman...

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  • Imagining Frost
    2.1M 71.1K 18

    "Imagine If the sky was shades of purple instead of blue. Imagine If the trees were so tall that they disappeared through the clouds, twisting into the heavens. Imagine If creatures other than birds flew through the skies." Imagine if your best friend in the entire world, wasn't really there at all. Heather is two wee...

  • I'm The Geek Who Slapped A Football Player.
    11.4M 291K 75

    *ALL RIGHTS RESERVED* Clarisse Hornitt is a nerd. Or a geek. But, not your typical nerd/geek, as she won't put up with bullshit and will promptly tell you how it is regardless to how it makes you feel. She manages to get into a physical altercation with a certain football player at her high school...and well...drops...

    Mature
  • Mickey Who? [OLD VERSION]
    241K 6.3K 8

    [OLD VERSION.] PLEASE be aware that these eight chapters are not up to date. However, I did not want to delete these because they are the original. All new updates will be posted onto the new version, which you can find on my profile. --- What if you had the power to give even the hottest guys at your school advice o...

  • Subject R - ON HOLD
    263K 10.4K 13

    - His gaze swept over the sea of faces below him, and grazed past me and then went back. I gasped. His eyes. So blue, so bright. The color of an iceberg. And then I was terrified. My brain couldn't understand the sudden feeling, couldn't even stop what my body did at the sudden onslaught of emotion that wasn't mine. I...