where Zayn likes skirts and Liam likes tattoos. all.rights.reserved.

Here are a bunch of pick-up lines that i have PICKED up over the years. Get it? Picked up? Wow.. Im sorry, that was terrible.. Well, at least you know what your getting into now. ((I'd like to sincerely apologize in advance for what you're about to read)) Also, I'd just like to clarify that this "book" is just for fun, and that it's not to be taken seriously. BY: Neutral_Spirit

"liam, why do you want me to call you daddy?" where zayn's father doesn't allow zayn to hang out with the boy next door because of his bad reputation but that doesn't stop the innocent boy's curiosity.