Sarcastic comebacks

Sarcastic comebacks

Best Comebacks!

This book is full of some of the best comebacks you'll ever read!! I also have a joke book coming out shortly with funny jokes! Also please note that lots of these comebacks are not mine( but some are) Also! Some of these jokes/ combacks may be offensive to people so remember I've warned you!!! Scarletshoes

Rooming with the Bad Boy

Being accepted into one of the best private colleges in the United States on a full scholarship was supposed to be one of the best things that's ever happened to a person, right? Wrong. Ella Parker. One of the most successful law students in the world, has been offered this opportunity. With no family, barely any inc...

One Night Stand with Billionaire: BOOK 1

PUBLISHED WORK!!! 30% OF THE STORY HAS BEEN TAKEN DOWN. Available on Amazon in paperwork and PDF (KINDLE) format. You know those kind of stories where you go to the holiday, meet some guy and have a one night stand? Well, I am not that kind of girl. I did have a night stand, but not on holiday, nor for fun. Bu...

A Billion Dollar Request (ON HIATUS)

"Please, let me stay in here, and don't question me." _________________ A billionaire heiress ran away from her home and her father is furious. The reason? She don't want to talk about it. Of course she needed to hide from her father, until she stumbled into a territory that was not meant for good girls like her. (*sc...

Married to the Prince of Darkness (COMPLETED)

Amelia Hayden is busy senior at college with no time for boys, parties or fun. This all changes one Halloween night after she accidentally finds herself at the center of a cruel prank that sees her being offered up to the local legend, the Prince of Darkness, as his virginal bride. Believing the urban myth to be untru...

Rejected Mate

Renee Smith is what you call the school's nerd. She barely talks, always hiding at the back of the class and people mistaken her as a "new student". She's bullied by jocks, cheerleaders and heck even popular nerds bully her, if that's even a thing. When she was on her way to class, Blake Klein, a jock stopped her. T...

The Duke's Daughter -Wattys2014 Collector's Dream Award Winner-

The Duke of Marlborough has signed betrothal contracts on behalf of his daughter, Lady Arianna Kent. But Arianna is not the type to blindly follow her father's biddings. It is not long before Arianna has different plans for her life and as the wedding date draws near, she sets sail for the colonies. Life isn't as easy...

Unwanted

Highest Ranking: #1 in werewolf as of 10-12-15! "Please...don't do this." I whimpered as he took a step closer. He narrowed his black eyes, "Sorry not sorry." he sneered. I closed my eyes, praying this would be over soon. *********************** Celina Blood, she's shy, sweet, caring, but she's also stubborn and stron...

The Last Virgin Standing

(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her...

The Girl He Never Noticed

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks...