Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Feel free to use these on people you hate. (Swear warning and sexual jokes but who are we kidding, every book now has both of these.)

Running Coyote is a hunter, she's also a Lakota Sioux Shaman in Training who can perceive things most people can't. She used to roam the country doing jobs like most hunters but for the last three years has stayed closer to home in South Dakota. Her and the brothers worked a few jobs together over the years but she mainly stays in touch with Bobby to keep up to date on hunter news. When spiraling black shadows converged on a Healing Ceremony her tribe was performing and two days later two of her friends committed a horrific murder she called Bobby who told her to call Sam and Dean. (FYI IF YOU LOVE COYOTE SHE COMES BACK IN A FRESH START, However you should probably read all the SPN/Arrow Xovers before that one or you will be confused.) (Author's note: I have been doing research to make sure what I say about Lakota Sioux beliefs, ceremonies and their lives is accurate. If I miss something or misrepresent something I apologize in advance. I mean no disrespect. I had an idea to have Sam and Dean come face to face with a belief system that they were not used to operating in. There is a love scene in here. Kids you've been warned. Running Coyote is a woman in her late twenties and is not your typical anything. I hope you enjoy. ) (Author's note part 2: This turned into some of the smoothest, most efficient, well paced writing I have done to date I think. I've written my first love scene, combined Native American rituals with the already richly diverse mythological world of Supernatural, explored a side of Dean Winchester you don't get to see even though it's there. Holy crap I am fricking proud of all of that because I know when I write the next original work it will all shine through.)

This is a very violent story about the harsh conditions children had to go through during the Industrial Revolution. This story contains brief sensuality and intense, descriptive violence. It is not recommended for people under the age of Thirteen.

Many, many years after Bramblestar's rulership, the Clans have had their peace. War and fighting was long forgotten, except for common quarrels. But nothing ever lasts as long as the Clans will live, and soon, their dark days return as unexpected as a cat pouncing on its prey. Things become difficult for five young cats as they receive a dark and dangerous new prophecy that had been buried in the depths of time itself. All of these apprentices are trying to become accomplished warriors to their Clans, but it becomes more dangerous and difficult as mysterious new beings come and go within their territories, wrecking havoc. Now, it's up to these five apprentices and their friends to solve the mysteries of the prophecy that is told to them by StarClan themselves, before all connection with their ancestors is lost. Project leader/ cover creator: LightningStrikeTC

Lyra knew that one day she would be set into an arranged marriage like a chess piece. She had been preparing for it her whole life, and she was almost alright with her fate. But she never thought that her father would choose the man that he did. That decision changed everything. The King of Whales is ruthless, more than twice her age and surrounded by tainted gold and loads of unsavory rumors. There have been many wives of his before Lyra, with no explanations to the untimely deaths of the previous five. With each dead Queen came more money from their kingdoms, straight into the King's portly lap. Disguised as a young man, Lyra runs from her duty as the only Princess of Nordic. She cuts her hair, takes her steed and disappears into the night with her father's men hot on her heels. Enter Kaladin's team. Occupation: Mercenaries. Lyra uses skills taught to her by a close, childhood friend and plays herself into the trust of the dangerous strangers until they accept her, or rather, "Navani", into their group. What will happen to her once they see through her web of lies and tricks? Will Lyra give herself up as Princess when she is reunited with her long-lost friend, or will she carry on as a boy with the mercenaries? Follow Lyra to see what she will do when she comes to realize that things have gotten far too big for her to handle on her own. There are assassin's out for her head, king's thirsting for her blood, and an underground network of people who live for her ruin. But there is also an unlikely Prince to defend her, who has some tricks of his own to rely on. The Princess soon sees that she is not nearly as alone as she may have once thought. What will Lyra do when she comes to terms with her destiny? Will she face it this time with her new friends, or will she chose to run away again? Cover made by @-rebellixus-

The final battle for love, life and liberty has begun! Ayla has had to defend her people in the past, but this time, it is no mercenary rabble outside the gates of her castle: it is the army of the Margrave von Falkenstein himself. Her people are outnumbered and have nowhere to run. But they do have one last, desperate hope: A knight in blood-red armor with the face of a god and the heart of a devil. Will the enemy succumb to him? And more importantly... will Ayla? The third and final volume of Robert Thier's "Robber Knight"-Trilogy.