If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

Hi, my name is Cadence. I have lived in New Jersey my whole life. I can't wait to get out of this hell hole! I live with my mom that abuses me and my dad that doesn't even talk to me. They say that I should just go and die, maybe they were right. In school is just the same. Nothing really changes. I have no friends. I am 15 years old and I weight 91 pounds because my family doesn't feed me even though they have the money to. I don't eat at school because I have no friends to sit by so I just go outside and wait until they dismiss everyone to go to class from lunch. At school there are these two twins that like to beat me up because they like the attention. There already popular because there famous. All the girls are on them, I guarantee they are just doing that to get popular. I meet somewhere everyday so they can beat me up. They told me if I didn't meet them there something really bad will happen so I just do. I don't care anymore. Why should I?