da legendari and sexi bobby diagn0ses himslef wit butt disordar usin webmd and it makes his butt itsh a lawt frum overeatin doenuts. hee gets drunck b4 goin 2 a docta and wen hes drivin he assidentally went da rong wai n is now @ da tipton hotal. he has 2 stay dere tho bc a big storm cums alwong n lockz him insyd 4 safetee. dis is wher he meats marion moseby, the ultra sexi ballerina. howeva mr moseby thinx tht bobbys a hooligan. wat wil bobby do 2 get da luv of his lyfe? a tru luv storie<3<3<3<3<3<3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is trash idek why u would waste ur time reading this

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

Donald Trump creates a wattpad account just in time for the wattys 2016, he decides he wants to win the wattys.... AND MAKE WATTPAD GREAT AGAIN. (With his small loan of a million dollars of course) highest known ranking: #140 in Humor

This is a book where I speak shit about Donald Trump. :))))) PLEASE IF YOU GET OFFENDED REALLY EASILY DON NOT READ THIS BOOK:) THIS BOOK IS JUST A BUNCH OF WEAK MEMES AND BC I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT POLITICS I HAVE NO REAL REASONS TO HATE TRUMP IM JUST AN IDIOT WHO WANTS ATTENTION. NO BUTT HURT COMMENTS. #43 In humor. IF YOU ARE A DONALD TRUMP SUPPORTER DO NOT COMMENT SHIT ON MY BOOK PLEASE. I DO NOT WANT YOUR BULLSHIT COMMENT. Ps. It's literally been two years since I've started this book and I'm still getting shit I'm honestly sHoOk ,but really I high key regret making this book like it was all fun and games two years ago but like now that I've grown tf up I was so stupid for making this book in the first place but there's nothing I can do now I spent too much time working on this book and a lot of tears reading the comments so I'm not taking it down. I'll just suck it up. 2023 update: I still hate him.

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