- won first place in the summer 2015 x reader fanfiction awards - You feel like your life is one big existential crisis. You can't get a job, your landlord is an asshole (to put it lightly), and your mum is incredibly overprotective. You feel lost... until you meet HIM. (featuring end of 2014 - early 2016 Dan) *UNDER SEVERE EDITING - MAY NOT MAKE SENSE* *** incredibly cliché, read at own risk. occasional swearing (censored) and mentions of mature themes. one scene of abuse. enjoy! *** ©phangirlingweirdo

Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Danisnotonfire, Pewdiepie, and CrankGamePlay imagines. Mostly fluff, some serious fluff, I'll basically take any requests. Hope you enjoy!

[AU] [STRONG LANGUAGE] {duh] HIGHEST RANKINGS: #14 in amazingphil, #4 in reading, #20 in phillester, #7 in bookworm In Phil Lester's perspective, travel through his mind and eyes as he meets with love at first sight. College is a pain in the ass. And Philip knows that. But he wants to try it out; become successful. When Phil enters college, he falls head over heels for this certain girl. But how could he capture her heart like she did to his? With his clumsy, kindhearted, and rarely harsh-self, he attempts to have her with the help of his new friends. So come along with this innocent Lester on a journey to capture the heart of the mystery girl. Yes, it's one of those stories. ✑imagine d&p a lot closer to an age difference than they are irl ✑story starts in early august ✑remember; time flys when you're in love ✑you will find things like "Y/N" which is a name insert...you're a star! a great big shining star! ✑chapter-name-idea-credit goes to the great writer & my senpai @reptilidan ✑fluff

DISCLAIMER AS OF MARCH 2017: i wrote most of this over 2 years ago when i thought i was all that and was still very young and kinda cringy but still, i hope you like it !! -- daniel james howell. the one who's always trying to get you in bed with him. every girl at ashlen high is in love with him and slept with him, trying to win his heart. everyone except you and friends april and franki. he's the bad boy- who lives next door to you. and he's trying to get your attention. one faithful night dan and his friends have a party. but when you catch him in your room at 1am is moment your life gets flipped upside down by a certain brown eyed bad boy. things happen in the process including a serial killer and a few other mishaps.. will you survive the rest of senior year or get caught up in dan? © marissa| spideyhoco 2015-2016 started: september 14, 2015 completed: february 15, 2016

Dan is different. He's learned to accept that. Well, as best he can anyway, considering he's never really had much of a choice. It's been this way for as long as he can remember, the constant runaround process of trying to feel normal. His life is built around it, trying to trick both himself and everyone he interacts with into seeing him as your average person. The isolation as he desperately tries to keep others from finding out, the bitterness that wells up inside of him each and every time he's reminded that he'll never be like everyone else, the fear that nothing will ever change. He's fated to be this way forever; a misfit from society. Isolation can only go so far though, so when he's struggling to make ends meet and he's faced with the option of looking into a serious job or taking on a roommate, he opts for what seems like the easier option at the time. It doesn't seem so easy ten failed roommates into the process, or when he sits down at a table to meet with prospect number eleven and ends up with a coffee spilled all over his lap. Potential roommate number eleven, Phil, turns out to be an insufferable optimistic ball of sunshine that Dan wants nothing to do with. His options are running out though, as are the savings he's been using to pay his rent, so he finds himself begrudgingly agreeing to let the other man move in. Neither of them have any way of knowing just what they've gotten themselves into as they shake on the matter, but time will tell.

"But they won't know who you are -you'll be Internet Anonymous"

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❝She was going to survive. I wasn't. She gave her life so I could have mine. So...she was stillborn. She didn't cry when she was born. She didn't make any movement. She was dead. She gave me life.❞ I do not own any of the real life people, products, places etc, in this fan-fiction. #847 in Ghost Category

"it was the best time of my life, but now i sleep alone." - trigger warnings: death, cutting, depression, and miscarriage.