Random jokes that I liked an decided to share. Enjoy! And vote/comment/fan maybe?

Dr. Perryl Johnson thought that her life couldn't get anymore complicated, but when she is assigned to a case of a mad serial killer, it seems that life just has it out for her. As she starts to research more into this case, she doesn't see the danger that is up ahead. The clock is ticking and her life is on the line, will she make it to the end or will her life come spiraling down at the seams; trapping her in her own madness?

In order to make this book.. I had to think like Jeff. "What would he do?" "How would he react?" "What would he say?" "Does he fully understand love?" This isn't going to be a love story for most. This is going to be a horror story for a lot. This book is about how insanity falls in love and how he reacts. It isn't going to be all lovely.. When he feels love, he fears it. A cold hearted person like him can't handle this warm feeling.... So what does he do? Well He is call Jeff the Killer for a reasan. ***THIS BOOK HAS BEEN REWRITTEN! IT IS NOW 'Deformed Beauties 2.0" PLEASE LOOK ON MY PROFILE TO FIND IT. ALSO READ THE NEW DESCRIPTION ON 'Deformed Beauties 2.0' FIRST*****

Being adopted is hard, being adopted by a serial killer is even harder. Cover by: Verde56

Annalise's life seems so simple up until a spur of the moment whim changes it for the worse.

This is a book of some poems I've written recently. Some are about me, some are about books, and some are about something else entirely. Either way, I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them.

(An OUAT fanfiction) Captain Hook has had a daughter and sailed to Neverland before. With no other choice, he left her there with his arch nemesis Peter Pan. She takes many grand adventures. Join her and Jack on this journey. [Cover was found on Pinterest I do not own it]

The things that go on in my head are kind of weird, happy, sad, and morbid. This book just has some stories that I made up off the top of my head. Enjoy!