The Vamps Jokes and Randomness

Jokes, text posts and random things about the boys.

Fright Night

There's a house on a hill that no one ever goes to, it's been abandoned for years but little do people know that people really do live in that house, it's not any normal house. It's a mansion, filled with secret of blood and fangs and 5 most attractive vampires live there they keep their secret of being vampires becau...

Journey to Psitharis

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I'm a Vampires Pet

Hi my name is Katelyn. I'm 17 years old and live in a world were the supernaturals rule the world. There is the Angels, Demons, Vampires, Werewolves and last the humans. I am a human living a boring live were humans are not treated as equals but as pets. There are places called 'Human Shop' its like a pet shop but it...

vampire teacher

I wake up with a pounding headache. Now I know why my mother tells me not to drink. I open my eyes and close them right after. I pull my covers off of me and stretch for a minute. I walk to the bathroom with my eyes still closed. Now that takes skill. I open my eyes when I get in there. I look around for a second and...

Dracula's Children

"We are vampires. We bring darkness where there is light and death where there is life. Get used to it. You're one of us now". When the Dracula family move into Green View, it is inevitable that Dracula's three children will fall for the three main lads in this story. That's not the point. Falling in love is easy...

Secretly Royal [completed] EDITING

There is some mature content, but no really raunchy scenes. THE TITLE HAS BEEN CHANGED IT WAS ORIGINALLY CALLED "Vampires!" NOW IT IS CALLED "Secretly Royal" this is about a girl who is suddenly pulled into a supernatural world she never knew existed and then finding out she always belonged ther...

The Vampire Girl

Sophie is not your average freshman in high school...She is a vampire...you might think being a vampire is cool and everything but it completely messes up your life.Having to deal with High school drama is hard enough but also having to hold back the hunger of blood is really exhausting

The pure blood vampire

This story is about a girl named rose who one day is bitten by a mysterious creature and the world as she knows it turns upside down

I'm a Vampire[completed]

Aiden Gecker isn't the most popular kid at school. He's always getting picked on by the school's head jock, Hudson Hamilton. But one night Aiden encounters a dark, shadowy man who forces Aiden to drink his blood. Aiden dies that same night but awakens to find that he is no longer human. The goths at school find this o...

Out of the Closet

Kevin Barr has really done it now. He finally stood up for himself against his bully. Eddward Vincent. But at a price. Will he get away alive or will Eddward reveal the most shocking secret of his life? '"I-I'll scream..." He threatened. "Oh really Pumpkin? Then do it." Edd leaned down and licked the side of Kevin's n...

Lust Of A Vampire (Book 1)

(DISCLAIMER: I know there are a lot of grammatical errors so please don't point them out. Proceed at your own accord.) (Working on a MAJOR and COMPLETE rewrite, the plot will be the same but I've grown as a writer over the past 5 years and I'm ready to make this story the best it can be, I'll post an announcement on m...

Bound By Blood

BOOK NOT EDITED. Wrote this at 15 years old. IF YOU LOVE HUMANxVAMPIRE ROYALTY, MY NEW BOOK BY BLOOD AND DOWNFALL WILL BE UPDATED IN 2023 Highest Ranking in Vampire: #2 ~ 2/22/16 What if there is a Prophecy? A Prophecy that was suppose to change the lives of humans and vampires together? The Vampire King and Queen'...

Teeth

Being dead just got complicated. Spencer's life began after his death. Being a vampire is better than any teen flick made it out to be. After all, what's not to like? He's stronger, faster, and deadlier than any predator. He has a job, a home, and he'll be young and pretty forever. When Thomas wakes up in the throws o...

Fairy Tale My A$$

♛Wattpad Featured Story♛ The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. ▶There is strong language in this story.◀

Diary of a Non-Conformist Vampire Victim

Christine doesn't like people. She lives alone, has a pet cockroach to defend herself with, and has her route home timed specifically so she doesn't have to talk to people. All this changes however when she is stolen from her dorm room and forced to play host to a vampire named Damien. Christine has never met anyone c...

Dark Snow White (Grimmoire Series)

What if Snow White wasn't so good after all? Eleanor, the Queen of RedCrest presides over the kingdom with her son, Floran. The time since the war has been peaceful, until one day when a mysterious woman arrives on horseback, bloodied, dirtied and with an arrow embedded in her shoulder. The woman is revealed to be Sn...

Romeo and Juliet

Romeo and Juliet is a tragedy written by William Shakespeare early in his career about two young star-crossed lovers whose deaths ultimately reconcile their feuding families. It was among Shakespeare's most popular plays during his lifetime and along with Hamlet, is one of his most frequently performed plays. Today, t...

Nerd in Disguise: Blood Bound

As the only daughter to one of the most powerful Mafia families, Shay has sought to figure out her own path despite the overbearing pressures from her Family. After a family dispute leads to Shay and her mother to go into hiding, Shay attends Elite academy--her own perfect Hell. With an incredibly awful (or ingenious)...