As if life wasn't hard enough being bullied and treated like garbage all the time; my loathsome, insufferable seat mate just had to come with his "secrets" and torture my every waking hour. What's the big deal you say? Nothing except for the fact that he's some insanely beautiful Greek God under those nerdy glasses. And now, he lives next door. I'm Sarah and this is my story. Disclaimer: This story was written in 2011. Just so you know.

Book Two of 'The Tales of the Royal Lunatic' It has been scientifically determined that Emilee Kate Willows is most definitely insane. Well, not really scientifically but it's just something everyone knows- the sky is blue, the Beatles are awesome and Emilee is crazy. But the problem is that not exactly EVERYONE knows. Maybe the whole of the U.S., tops. The poor people in Astria were innocent and oblivious until their new princess came along. Boy, did they have another thing coming to them. This is Emilee's version of Meet the Parents, only they don't need a lie detector and she's got a ton of people who want to kill her. It's nothing personal, she's just the mate of the vampire prince that everyone hates and killing her is like taking away the prince's soul. Her charm never had a chance. Will she be able to survive life as part of the royal family? Will she EVER meet a smurf?

Dustin's mother has a secret that will never be released from her. What happens when Dustin attack by the very things his mother hunts. Then she vanishes one night. So Dustin chases after her. What will happen next?

Roxanne Jenkins is about to turn 18. She's never had a boyfriend and never been kissed, possibly due to the words of her arch rival Rosetta Clarke. But is her luck about to change when twin brothers Aaron and Darryl O'Leary move from Dublin to her school? When she starts having feelings for one of the twins, she becomes closer to the other. Will she be torn between the two? Will her mind be made up for her? Or will a familiar face be able to change her love life for her?