Now available in paperback! "I LOVE IT!" - CarniaHolmes "I'm going to break your nose, because I don't like your face," Carter said. She pointed to Zac. "I'm going to dislocate your other shoulder, just to make them even." She cocked her head and gave the main guy a sickly sweet smile. "I'm going to break your wrist, taking away your baseball career. And finally you, Finch," she said, looking to the last guy. "I'm going to bust your ankle because I don't like the way you walk." She slid her hands into her pockets. "Now, how does that sound to all of you? And please feel free to look amused, skeptical or patronizing at this point. I'll have all the more fun wiping the expressions off your faces." Carter Owens, daughter of a Secret Service agent, is trained to disassemble any weapon, any situation, and anyone. Her biting sarcasm and razor-sharp mind make her impossible to beat in a word fight and when talking doesn't work, she uses her fists. She attends Hamilton Prep, Washington D.C.'s most prestigious high school, where everyone is related to someone in power, except her. When Hamilton Prep receives a flood of new students, Carter's role as social outcast changes when she makes two unexpected friends. Friends who are hiding a secret. As Carter uncovers the truth, she confronts challenges she is unequipped to handle and finds herself in a dangerous situation. For a girl trained to see everything, Carter never saw this coming. "This is one of those books that seem like it won't be really good, but then it's mindblowing-ly amazing and then you're questioning life =)" - rwrites07 "#rr for like the 10th time haha love this book" - tahls16 "I loved this book, it wasn't cringey cliche or stupid. I normally hate third person books but I loved this and all the characters, especially carter." - lenathedov Editor's Choice Talk of The Town #1 Teen Fiction, #1 Fiction #1 Love #1 Completed #1 New Adult #1 Friendship #1 Funny #1 Drama

Alya had always been standing in the shadow of Marinette. Marinette always was so cool, wearing her own designs. Marinette got to do anything she ever wanted. Nino had always been standing in the shadow of Adrien. He would never be Mister Teen Model weekly. Adrien got anything he ever wanted. But something strange happens to Marinette and Adrien. They don't appear at school anymore. They've vanished. It was like they hadn't ever existed. It's up to Alya and Nino to save them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I just miss her. I miss her constant crying over Adrien. I miss her wild schemes and crazy plans. And now I feel like I sound like an idiot confessing everything I've ever felt to you. I'll just go" He grabs her wrist as she tries to leave "You may be an idiot sometimes, but that's what I love about you. Please, don't ever go."

Adrien Agreste is the school nerd who everyone picks on, even his ex best friend Chloe. Now, he has no one. Until he meets Marinette Dupain-Cheng. A girl he met when Gabriel needed an assistant young enough to help with his new designed targeted at teenagers. Since her family is also rich, she's homeschooled until Adrien convinces her parents to let her go to a normal school. Start: October 8, 2016 End:November 6, 2016

In which fate brings two together by a red string. [A Miraculous Ladybug short story] #68 in Fanfiction (May 4th, 2016)

Marinette Dupain-Cheng is an average peasant girl growing up in a small village named Parisilia. It is strictly under the rule of King Gabriel. Since her father was murdered by the King's men years ago, she has learned to fend for herself with the help of her friend Alya. Living in the village isn't easy, especially when the taxes are raised and getting by is made increasingly difficult. So Marinette has to do something about it. But how could she as an average peasant girl? Her plan is to overthrow the kingdom. Feeing hopeless, Marinette nearly tosses aside this idea. On a cold and dreary night, when a fairy godmother grants her biggest wish, she has the ability to transform into Ladybug, a spotted hero who will demand change for the village. But she'll find that it's easier said than done when she unexpectedly meets Prince Adrien. Will Marinette ever have a happy ending without jeopardizing the lives of the ones she loves?

What if Marinette never forgave Adrien for the chewing gum accident? ------- #199 in fanfiction (15.9.2016) Cover is mine, don't steal it. Original idea, please if someone sees a similliar idea, please tell me

Quotes by: You guessed it! The derp masters!!!! (Also know as The Fab Group) :D Inky: Who even made this description Actually I'm pretty sure I made the description Wow I'm ridiculing myself Must be a special skill Bella: And what if I made it? Jk. I'm not all that great. Redpanda: I think Seren made it.... Oh well Or should I say OH WHALE!

Stories of all the times Red (@redpandaproductions) has made her own laws of physics. I don't know how long this book is gonna last, because she does this A LOT!!!

Seren's (@SerenityInsanity11) life is... interesting. These are the random/weird/unexpected things she says. Get ready for extreme randomness/weirdness!

Here you can ask, dare, and chat with the derp masters!