These are just some poems of how i feel and think

WATTY 2016 WINNER of the HQ Love Award! Strange Yarns is a ball of tangled tales. Twisted, knotted, and intertwined. Like Tales of the Crypt, the Twilight Zone, and The Outer Limits. Strange Yarns is not just a collection of ghastly tales, these are yarns, and yarns are sewed together. Follow the yarns and see the grand design... think of this as an evil quilt. Ghost, ghouls, and cannibals being studied for nutrition research, Strange Yarns has got it all. ALL EXCEPT HAPPY ENDINGS!!! (The Author's Lawyer's retain the rights to define happy endings.) I'd love it if you'd vote. And if you really like them please share with a friend. And if you hated them, please share with an enemy. *Josh Saltzman is a Canadian Comedy Award winning writer and director. Recently he was the head writer of season 2 and 3 of Inspector Gadget on Netflix. His other credits include Fangbone! (Disney XD), Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs: The Animated Series (Sony/DHX), and in live action Call Me Fitz (HBO Canada). Josh has also made lots of weird videos you can find on youtube.

the most silent voice can sometimes be the loudest thinker -- amateur poetry by an amateur person

Just a regular old TMI/TID fanfic. *WARNING* May contain scenes of randomness, extremely weird conversations, spontaneous appearances from other fandom characters, llamas, severe hallucinations, fangirls, fangirling-inducing sentences, SPOILERS (CoHF and CWP), a near lack of TDA characters which is sad but yeah, Downworlders, excessive amounts of glitter, death threats, sarcasm, various references to outside TV shows/books/movies, furry tongues, evil unicorns, more sarcasm, nerds of the multiverse, spaghetti tacos, Clace, Sizzy, Malec, Wissa, Jessa, and pretty much all the epic ships in the Clare books, dragons, Minecraft, random bois, random girls, glitterbombs, long-winded warnings, and cheese. Oh, yeah, and Shadowhunters. Anyway.

☯ Divergent & The Mortal Instruments Crossover Fanfiction ☯ In a one-off situation in which Divergent and The Mortal Instruments merge, Jace, Clary, Tris and Tobias are forced to be in each other's company as part of Evelyn's crazy experiment to test her son and future daughter's Divergence. The thing is, Tobias and Tris aren't supposed to know about Jace and Clary's true identities, but after a heat-of-the-moment conversation between Jace and Tobias, disastrous consequences begin to unfold - and not consequences that affect the two couples... { excuse the outdated cover, my old user was @maatthealyy but since I don't use wattpad anymore I won't be updating it lol } heartouthemmo © 2013