"I'm not either," Phil replied, looking to Dan with a sly smile. "You still giving out $5 blowjobs?" Well, Dan guessed, he probably did go to his school. Dan rolled his eyes, "that was a rumor two years ago." Phil laughed, "so I brought $5 for nothing?"

••complete 2014•• in which two boys sit and drink tea together, but they never reveal their names

[complete] maybe they really need 2009 again ; sequel to snapchat ; copyright © 2016 ; highest ranking #1

"Heaven is rather a fluffy dream amongst many people; Hell a flaming nightmare. Human reality is very in between, and I suppose love is too." In which Phil is holy, and Dan is horny

What once could be an undeniable truth could undeniably become a lie. // Dan Howell lies about everything. What he does on Saturday nights, how he feels, what he loves, who he loves. Phil Lester never tells a lie. He's all about promises, and trustworthiness. Liars piss him off. Dan can fib about anything. A white lie here, and a white lie there, never hurt anybody. But after a while, he can't bring himself to lie to Phil Lester. And he struggles the most to lie to himself, when he just can't deny that he's extremely in love with him. //smut warning//

"What if I was gay?" "I'd fuck you." //Phan I was 13 when I wrote this please feel free to read anything else I wrote down the line, babes.

"If you came here looking to lose your will to live, then you've found the right place." "It feels like home." //Phan

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

"Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination." The preachers words rang throughout the church and a series of "Amens!" chorused from the crowd. Dan looked down at his own bible, highlighting the words with a blue sharpie. "A man, who favors another man, is a sinner! For by choice, is he gay." Next to the passage in the holy text, he wrote 'choice'.

the story where ashton irwin writes his teacher multiple notes; furthermore, these notes go unappreciated by the religious churchgoer as the man becomes confused with his sexuality. top!luke and bottom!ashton ©noctivagant #535 in fanfiction, #40 in #5sos