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The highly anticipated follow-up to the ⋕1 Wattpad hit DEAD IN BED is here. Bailey's and Ashley's sagas continue in the heart-wrenching finale to Adrian Birch's totally unique meta novel. ----------------------------------------------- Haven't read Book 1 yet? Check it out here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/25536264-dead-in-bed-by-bailey-simms-book-1 You've never, ever read a book like this. When a sexually-transmitted plague breaks out in Ashley Young's small town, leaving its victims with a bizarrely amplified libido, everything about her life changes. DEAD IN BED is partly a suspense thriller with a strikingly unique story, partly a page-turning mystery about a disease that makes people hopelessly crave sexual contact, and partly a neo-western adventure in the American heartland. For readers who can handle a smart, controversial female protagonist who's willing to do anything -- no matter how difficult or morally questionable -- in order to survive, the series pulls them in like an unshakeable addiction. . . . Bailey Simms, teen author of DEAD IN BED, is stuck at home with a rare medical condition. Writing is her only escape, so she's determined to keep her salacious series hidden from her strict father. Soon an older boy starts to secretly help her, and Bailey finds new opportunities for freedom she's never had. But as DEAD IN BED grows in popularity, and Bailey's fans start to clamor for the sequel, she learns that being a successful Wattpad author may come with a terrifyingly dangerous price.

"What the hell?" I took a step closer to the mirror, staring at my reflection in disbelief. The person looking back was still me, but at the same time it wasn't. I had the same thick, dark, curly hair. The same hazel eyes. The same olive skin with a light dusting of freckles (ugh) scattered across the bridge of my nose. But my curls were now streaked with highlights. And not the subtle, golden-brown ones that sometimes appeared during the summer. No, these were an aggressive, dazzling blond that went from the roots of my hair all the way to the tips. It looked like I had spent a full day getting my hair done in some upscale salon. Never mind that I had never set foot in such a place since the day I was born. My eyes appeared somehow wider and more luminous. The colour brighter, my eyelashes darker up against them. And, when I looked closely, my pupils seemed to be slitted almost like a cat. I looked down at my body. My skinny arms-which had always refused to gain any definition no matter how hard I exercised-were lined with flat, wiry muscles. My bony shoulders were now curved and smooth. My scrawny legs were toned like a dancer. I reached down and lifted my shirt, revealing two subtle lines running vertically down my perfectly flat stomach, hinting at the rock-hard abs underneath. My whole body was rippling with strength. Like liquid steel.

"I'm not quite sure how to breath, without you here. I'm not quite sure if I'm ready to say goodbye, to all we were. Be with me, stay with me...." - Need by: Hana Pestle On the great plans, the mighty herds lived together in peace. At least that was before werewolves came to take their land, killing so many that blood would stain the land with red. Devin is part of the last herd, struggling to keep her people alive. She is left with only her father and little brother, but still they stand strong. One night will change everything, forcing Devin on the run away from her dying herd. For years she morns the loss of her family, until her luck runs out. Horse catchers cage her and put her up for sell in the horse market. Devin, must face the dark cruelty of men. Blake is the next alpha of the River Claw pack, and goes with his father to by a new horse for the ranch. As soon as he lays eyes on the black mare in the corner, he knows that's the one they are going to get. The only hard part is trying to convince his father of it. Little did he know that she would be his mate.... Devin is bought by the enemy, but how will she deal with knowing the Alpha's son is her mate? Will she ravel to Blake who she really is? Will Blake except her from who she is? And will they be able to save the horse shifters?

When Mia and her mate, Jaxon, move to a new town with some pack members to deal with the threat of a rival pack, they don't expect to find anything unusual. But when they uncover a twisted plot that has the potential to change the life of wolves forever, they discover that their destiny is more complicated than they could ever imagine. Their unabiding love for each other makes them strong, but will it be enough to put a stop do the evil that threatens them all?

Wallow Tobias Night is the abused boy never noticed or acknowledge at school, always ignored by his peers. They never ask about the bruises that litter his body that were given by his ever doting mother. But he has a plan. He's given himself one more year to live, if things change for the better hell live on with his life. If not....the pistol in his nightstand will become his best and only friend

A girl named Azizalaya(aka Aziz), which means strong originating from Africa, has an amazing life, or so everybody thinks. The only thing really good in her life is her parents and her cousin. While everything else is against her. Then eventually she goes mute on purpose she can still talk but she chooses not to. This is the story of how Aziz emerges from her shell a Pearl with a few powers.

Emily is the last of her kind. She was kicked out of her family because all of them are carnivores. They hate her and abuse her daily. She is now homeless and on the streets. Eventually she had enough, she changed into her horse for and ran for the hills.

Book one this is before not so goal anymore. I have a secret to tell you. I'm a horse shifter • I've been a horse shifter all my life but I don't like being in my human form and as a female I have to keep my identity hidden and kept a secret as female shifters are very rare. • Mare shifters aren't common anymore after horse shifters began having kids with humans the trait was only dominant in males and as time passed and generations went on, mare shifters became practically endangered. A few humans do know this but others don't but we aren't gonna do anything bout it. • This is my story and my adventures as one of the horse shifters. • This is 25horse work but she gave it away I was one of the people who got her story. the first 10 chapters are made by her so keep in mind it won't be my writing style. Plus i'm using everything she put up so the cover is the same as her original

May knight is the last know horse shifter. Of course, nobody knows that she's a shifter, only she does. When May was just a little girl, she was abandoned in the forest. May's life is just one big adventure full of love, sadness, hate, and happiness. Follow May's adventure who knows what'll happen.