Serenity Falls is one of the best, most exclusive and most expensive schools in the entire country - and Olivia Webb has just been offered a scholarship. On the outside, the school is perfect. Brand new, perfect students, perfect results. But on the inside, much more drama goes down than anyone could ever imagine...

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

STOP READING THIS STORY IT'S ACTUAL SHIT THE ONLY REASON I HAVEN'T TAKEN IT DOWN IS BECAUSE I LIKE THE COMMENTS

The headstrong archer who craves freedom... The mischievous Guardian who goes out of his way to bend the rules... The perky healer who tries to live her dreams... The shy dragon-rider with a secret... The reserved Queen controlled by her fears... ..and they're all students at Hogwarts, where Anything Can Happen! A Big Five/Hogwarts AU.