"Only douche bags wear sunglasses inside." "If I knew what one looked like, I might agree."

Celestial Children Book 1 Abby Freelander was insane. After all, it's not normal for animals to talk. However, that's exactly what happens when a stray dog warns her to flee a harmless-looking fog. From animal telepathy to meeting the eccentric and gummy-bear obsessed Josh Ewah, Abby starts to realize there's more to her life than she thought. Hunted by a shape shifting mad-man named Khail and guided by the mysteries surrounding the Ewah family, Abby is drawn into a world beyond her wildest imagination. She must come to grips with her new reality before it's too late. Being insane would have been a lot less complicated. ___ This story was posted to Wattpad and only Wattpad. If you're seeing this note and you're not reading it on Wattpad...it was stolen. So please get your butt over to Wattpad and read it by the actual author, Prisim, and not the thief who couldn't be bother to even delete this message let alone write their own unique story.

A collection of my own poems. Cover: photos seen in cover by me //edited by me// I make my own everything. Highest Rank so far: #343 in poetry

The cover is trash to match who I am. This will include references, bands, youtubers and fan fictions. BEWARE: this may include references about mcr break up and may be a bit stereotypical, if you are easily offended or hurt by those two mentionings, tell me and I will change it. I take hate comments very seriously. Examples: "Are you anisnotonfire because I'll be giving you the d later" "Are you Brendon? Because I'll be Ryden that dick tonight" "I promise I won't break up with you after 12 years and then write one paragraph about it on my website" "Are you Dan? Because I'd like to Phil you tonight" #crankthatfrank "You can bring me the horizon if I can bring you to the bedroom" "Sugar, I wanna go down on you" "Drums aren't the only things I'd like to bang" "If I'm Kellin Quinn then you're Victor Fuentes" "If you love me let me GOOO out with you" I am not joking, this will probably have every band mentioned in my bio on my homepage, maybe not botdf though. I take requests from you guys, just comment whenever. Disclaimer: Not all of these bands are 'emo'. There are amazing rock bands that should be appreciated and respected for their hard work. I don't think any bands should be classified as emo, but sadly there are. Please don't be offended by the title or anything of this book. Emo is a music genre I know, but someone people classify some of these bands which are not emo, as emo. USE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! I don't recommend you using these, but there's nothing stopping you. I mean, I personally wouldn't use them, but you, knock yourself out my friend, but just don't actually get knocked out from using them...these pick up lines are as smooth as a cactus...

a consensual food court hand massage

Gerard was late, and it was fucking raining. He'd missed the bus and it was fucking raining, and he was totally going to get dropped from the play if he was late again and he was so fucking screwed, but honestly Gerard wasn't all that keen on it when he'd heard the only main part he'd managed to get in this damn theatre group was of a fucking crossdresser. For someone who was supposed to be in the closet, he was doing an awfully bad job of it. Frank Iero was Gerard's favourite punk ass skater dickhead, that he was currently working on eternally denying to himself the crush he had on Frank, which totally didn't exist of course, but Frank was really cute, and Gerard was really stupid; stupid enough to think that he could totally pull off pretending to be a girl in order for heterosexual Frank Iero to fall for him. Surely, this was truly the worst idea Gerard Way has ever had.

The adventures of 'pretty boy' and 'dyke'. The story of the boy with the boobs who can pack a serious punch, and the girl with a dick and her all mighty powerful butt, and just how the two happen to meet and perhaps happen to fall for one another. And the two's battles against dysphoria, the foes of the judgemental gaze of the outside world, and sometimes themselves, sometimes even each other, but in the end, they both know from that very first moment, the first eye contact: it's the two of them against the motherfucking world. (Trans AU, FTM Frank & MTF Gerard)