"Hello, this is The Mini Cafe. How may-" "Omg Linda!!" "What?" "Who are you and what did you do with Linda?" -------- It all started with a simple phone call. *Cover made by the amazing @JaneConquestBackup

Highest Rank: #1 in Teen Fiction (21/Sept/2016) ♡ Completed (30/Aug/2016) ♡ Catherine is a teenager who has recently lost her parents in a car accident. Her life is mostly about high school, work and taking care of her little brothers. Having her best friend by her side makes her think that maybe life isn't treating her that bad after all. After a fortunate meeting and babysitting of a little girl, Cat's life seems to be changing for the better. She meets new people, makes new friends, loses a couple as drama can't be gone for ever... Add a bit of romance and there you have it! ⚠ WARNING: Some people say it's cliché and kind of fast paced. Don't say I didn't warn you! Copyright © by charliegotcaught ~~~~~~~~~~~~ @Gabymc Literally one of the best books I have ever read on Wattpad. Not even joking! @tmnt_girl_2003_bae I have never been as excited to see someone update like I was with this book. It's amazing from the writing to the plot. @Caelen_Rachel I've read a bunch of books on Wattpad and this is by far one of my favourites! I love it so much! I always got so excited when I would get the notification for a new update. It made me so happy! :) @Ender_Invinica This book is AWESOME! I really love it, from the plot to the personalities. This one is one of the BEST books I've read :) @KatWritesReadings So much action it keeps the readers reading ;) ¦Less important rankings¦ #1 in Frozen (21 Sept 2018) #1 in Babysitting (21 Sept 2018)

"Aurel?" "I told you I'm not a girl" "Well, since I haven't seen you, your sexuality is not confirmed" "You want me to send you a pic of my penis?" "tempting but no" #1 in short story [7/22/16] Book Two From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved This book was edited by @LunaValdez24

"Hello?" "Why do '24 hours, 7 days a week' shops have locks on their doors?" "Uh-" "Why is the meaning of life hard to find when we have dictionaries?" "Um perso-" "Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long?" "I dont kno-" "If a cow laughed really hard would milk come out its nose?" "Hey-" "Does a postman deliver his own mail?" "MYSTERY PERSON!" "Yes?" "I don't know the answers to your stupid questions." "Okay then, how's life?" ---------------------------------------- Hello fellow readers! Thank you for clicking on my book, I hope you enjoy it. This book is from my imagination so please don't steal it. Highest ranking in short story: #5 ** this story is completed ** My story is edited but I know it's not perfect. If anyone finds any spelling or grammar mistakes feel free to comment in the comment section. Thank you.

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If you are in the mood to laugh your lungs out, then this is the book that you should read. Laugh, Enjoy and Relate!!!!