DON'T STOP LAUGHING NOW BECAUSE ANOTHER BOOK CALLED "FUNNIES 2" IS COMING SOON!

A bunch of pick-up lines for the ladies. XD Hope ya enjoy! Some might be really cheesy. XD Some might be sexual. XD And BTW, I am NOT talking to the reader. ALSO NONE OF THESE ARE MINE! ALL OF THESE HAVE BEEN TAKEN OFF THE INTERNET! ALL THE CREDIT GOES TO WHOEVER MADE THESE!

Finally my 21st birthday and my best friend Vanessa insisted on me going to the club. I was having so much fun while I was drunk and dancing. This hot guy came up to me and asked to dance. He took me out to his car and told me I would be his after he bit me. I realized he was a vampire prince and that I was his mate. He tries to get me to love him but I definitely won't. This guy always gets what he wants and he wants me.

Bored? angry? upset? Tension? Then just read this book Your all sadness and boredom will flew away..... Hilarious jokes and mind challenging riddles... And lots of funny images... Warning: don't read this book in public because you will not be able to stop laughing Author is not responsible for- any laughing attack So just laugh and challenge your brain on.... Nօtɛ - ɨ ɖօռ't օառ tɦɨs ʝօҡɛs օʀ ʀɨɖɖʟɛs tɦɛʏ aʀɛ ʄʀօʍ tɦɛ ɨռtɛʀռɛt ....

New cover by @_Sugartae😍😍 You love jokes? Of course you do!! Looking for humour? Well here's Another joke book, to get your head into. Yep now that's what I'm talking about, enjoy this huge collection of Hilarious jokes that will literally have you roftl, please try not to break a rib. Warning these jokes are so funny you'll laugh so much and probably forget your name. Read at your own risk☠

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Journey Durant's father warned her, "Someday you'll have to lie in the bed you've made." But she didn't believe him... until now. She has just received news that her ex-boyfriend is about to be released from prison, and this reformed bad girl can't shake the feeling that her troubled past is coming home with him. The town of Emerson, Georgia has forgiven and forgotten her involvement in the most publicized tragedy in the town's history, but only because of her three-year absence, her prominent Southern Baptist family, and her marriage to the closest thing her small town has to a superhero. Bullets and emotions fly, leaving Journey to realize that no matter what penance she has done for her past, the mistakes of her youth still carry unpaid penalties. The Wattpad version of The Bed She Made is dedicated to my niece, @neondark.

Bridget was a normal 17 year old girl with a loving family. But one night while her parents and sister are away on a business trip, a mysterious man shows up in her house and kidnaps her, then forces her to marry him. Turns out he's a vampire...a vampire Prince. Bridget becomes the Princess. She refuses to love her new husband, as he is the one who took her away from her family. But will she let her true feelings take over? Or will she try to escape them?

Thomas Bennett is the new boy moving across the road. He was the boy that you'd fall in love with straight away. He had perfect skin, hair and looks. Indigo falls for him herself and too her relief, the two families soon become really close. What makes it even better is that Thomas starts falling for Indie. Everything is perfect for Indie. It's everything she could ever want! But how will she feel when these continous and strange signs keep showing up? She'll learn. And don't forgot about the family tradgedy that happens in the mean time. What was it and how will it affect everyone?

Katrina Winters never believed in things like werewolves and vampires. Until she met one without knowing it. A boy that goes to her school, Harry Styles, is the unknown vampire. How does Harry control his thirst around humans? He's lived for more than 2 thousand years. So with lots of practice, he's managed to control himself. When fate brings these 2 together, will Harry be able to control himself? Or will he loose control?