this story tells you that the true story of mariah carey

In a town where no one is old, people are vain and crazy, crime is rampant there is only one pant-less heroine that can save humanity. Her name is Mariah Carey. She uses her high pitch singing and her fists to ward off evil and mental illness. Will the citizens of this not so fine city eventually see how important ice cream really is. This is the beginning of her unusual journey.