Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
They were five boys with nothing in common, forced to spend a Saturday detention together. At 8 a.m., they had nothing to say, but by 4 p.m., they had bared their souls to each other and formed an unbreakable bond. To the outside world they were simply the Athlete, the Recluse, the Prince, the Criminal and the Brain...
"Why don't I just go outside, grab a fan and give her a proper snog for you, right now?" Harry Styles, one fifth of the band 'One Direction' seems to be a kettle whose water is slowly boiling to the top. When he explodes, the licks of water leave marks not only on him but manage to find themselves on the heart of a gi...