"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute in, a minute out. Instead, she got locked in. With her secret love, of course.

(First book in the Tragedy Cycle) "I wish for death." In 13 days, a girl will take her life. In 13 days, a girl will finally find peace. In 13 days, Lucy Nelson will die. Lucy has nothing left. She’s lost all hope. That’s why on May 13th, Lucy is going to take her own life. It’s Friday the 13th, the perfect time to do it. She has no friends. None of her family is living. She has no future planned. No money. No one at the orphanage cares about her. She has nowhere to go. And, quite frankly, she just doesn’t want to live anymore. Look into the life of a girl who only has 13 days left to live. See how poisoned her mind has become and see the thoughts have formed because of the simple fact that she has no one and no one wants her.

In a world where jugglers entertain on the street, a boy loses his parents in a factory fire. Taken from the Lower East Side to New England, Harry is abandoned at The Elizabeth Home for Destitute Children. In Theda Bara’s Tent follows the spirited boy’s quest for love and prosperity. He finds comfort at the movies and is befriended by the young theater owner, Louie, who will one day become a Hollywood legend. The orphanage closing is the beginning of Harry’s adventures in a wider world. He encounters screen stars, Tin Pan Alley song pluggers, bootleggers, dare-devil cameramen, movie moguls, and a young gossip columnist who steals his heart. Rich in historical context, with a cast of characters real and imagined from the movies’ early days, this page-turner follows Harry Sirkus as he makes a mark in the flourishing film industry and goes on to become a famous news broadcaster. Harry’s personality is so captivating and vivid readers will be hard-pressed to remember that the author made him up.

A young man is caught in a battle between existential terrorists and a paranoid populace over the last metropolis in America. Our hero must decide whether to destroy or salvage the last bastion of civilization. A gritty dystopian thriller (think Hunger Games meets the Matrix.)

Jarvit is appalled to learn his errand, delivering scrolls for his master, is intended to send him to his death. Jarvit is taken captive by the powerful and evil archimage Lord D’Braggatio. Then, befriended by the maid Silva, he discovers he has a mystic connection with Lady Mabina D’Braggatio. But it is the voice in his head that disturbs him most.

A SUPER COOL AWESOME GREAT STORY ABOUT THE AWESOME EMPRESS NADE AND HER YOUNG MAIDEN FRIEND PRINCESS YOKO WHO ARE AWESOME

My name is Syn, I may not act like it but I am an angel. Other angels fear me and call me defective because I enjoy watching and inflicting pain, so that others may suffer. The other archangels stay away from me because of this. I may like different things and I may have broken a few rules but does that mean that they had the right to kick me out of heaven, turn me into a human, limit my powers and tell me that I can't come back until I prove myself to them that I deserve to go back?

I woke up in a strange room with men who want to kill me right outside the door. I have no memorey of the past or present, complete darkness surrounds me, or does it? I remember a name, Kallen, but is it mine?

Once upon a time there was a nice little girl who was acquainted with the nice people we call the Mafia. Her mom is the typical, nice and loving drug addict mother. She gets beaten up "a little" by the psychotic son of the Mafia who desperately needs to see a therapist. But oddly enough, she wants to get out. Now why is that?! P.S If you didn't see the sarcasm in all of that, you need to consult your doctor. It may be fatal.