I love puns, bad jokes crack me up, and I LOOVVVEEEE pick-up lines!!! So... ENJOY!!! October 31, 2017... apparently I can't add any more chapters? I'm just going to have a second book. Thanks for reading and happy Halloween!!!

THERE ARE TWO THINGS IN THIS BOOK: •a collection of one shots •a fanfiction character credits (excluding Eli) to Rick Riordan, cover art credits to unknown artist.

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