Book Two of 'The Tales of the Royal Lunatic' It has been scientifically determined that Emilee Kate Willows is most definitely insane. Well, not really scientifically but it's just something everyone knows- the sky is blue, the Beatles are awesome and Emilee is crazy. But the problem is that not exactly EVERYONE knows. Maybe the whole of the U.S., tops. The poor people in Astria were innocent and oblivious until their new princess came along. Boy, did they have another thing coming to them. This is Emilee's version of Meet the Parents, only they don't need a lie detector and she's got a ton of people who want to kill her. It's nothing personal, she's just the mate of the vampire prince that everyone hates and killing her is like taking away the prince's soul. Her charm never had a chance. Will she be able to survive life as part of the royal family? Will she EVER meet a smurf?

Isabella Ford, A girl sweeter than sugar, takes part in her school's new match quiz, never thinking she'd be partnered with the towns infamous bad boy, Noah Bridge. Now being forced to date him till the Valentine's ball, follow her as she deals with Noah and his conflicting lifestyle ending her up with; Midnight tattoo shop visits, Daily motorbike rides And maybe a few hot make-out sessions But where there's a bad boy nothing goes the right way and when feelings start to appear, let's just say everything gets a little more sticky..... -------------------------------------- "You should be scared of me princess" he was so close, he breathed the words in my ear making my whole body shiver with warmth. I took a deep breath and pushed Noah back. "I'm not scared of you Noah" the words slid down my tongue and I fled the house only thinking one thing. I'm terrified. Highest ranking- #85 in teen fiction © All rights reserved Iris Ray 2014

(Previously known as The Cinderella's Bad Boy) ------- "Be your own kind of Cinderella" ............ (Extended Summary inside) All Rights Reserved. (Cover by : -infinities) (IMPORTANT: This is NOT a re-telling of Cinderella. It is a pure work of TEEN FICTION AND HUMOUR.)

Completed! This isn't the first time love had a roommate. It's been five years since the death of her parents and 19-year-old Lillian Camel still mourns their loss while battling with mental illness. Cooped up in her aunt's house, she embarks on a one-girl mission to survive university and get her bachelor's degree as a fashion designer. But she is not going alone. She will need the willpower to face the demons that are coming along with her. But a breakdown in the dormitory system sets Lillian off to a decade-old abandoned dorm to room with the mysterious Noah Sky. Friendly, observant, and extremely attractive, he shares an unlikely trait of secrets with Lillian - secrets that haunt his past. However, they're not the only ones. The dorm has a few of its own. [[Word count: 90,000 - 95,000]] Content/trigger warning: Contains semi-mature themes, language and sexual content ©All Rights Reserved

~{IN EDITING}~ 2/16/16- IM REWRITING THE BOOK SO MOST OF IT WON'T MAKE SENSE. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE . PEOPLE WHO ARE CURRENTLY READING...SUPER SORRY

In Selene, 'soul mates' were nothing but a legend told in the form of a fairytale... but then Caspar met Araluen. Lady Araluen Winchester is the sole heir to her father's dynasty as the alpha of a province, however, her life skills are far more geared towards shady dealings and blackmail rather than politics and luxury. The unsavoury gambling habits of her sire cause her to forgo her childhood and attempt to keep her land from financial ruin. Yet, when she believes she finally has a plan to correct the situation, it instead brings her more grief in the form of an insufferable stepmother. Prince Caspar of Selene is not the heir to the throne (thank the moon goddess) but that doesn't stop his parents from forcing numerous responsibilities on his shoulders. On the night of his twentieth birthday, his destiny changes when his twin brother is crowned the official king-in-waiting and he lays eyes on a girl he does not know, but instantly loves. Desperate for answers, Caspar begins his search into the elusive history of his country. ~ A Cinderella-inspired werewolf story.

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Humor || Aria Daniels has one of the most vivacious personalities ever. She is a crazy teenage girl that is impossibly hard to drag down. So what happens when she finds a letter telling her that her brother has been kidnapped and won't be returned unless she pays sixty thousand dollars? She doesn't follow the rules of the letter and get the money. Oh no, in fact, she breaks into the kidnappers base with a bobby pin, steals their cupcakes, paints their abs with white paint and somehow ends up in London with a room full of gang members and a bright pink gun. This is one hell of a crazy story. ~~~~~ WARNING: This book is weird as fuck. It's no joke, I am telling you now that all the characters might as well be high on drugs the whole time because some of the shit they do makes no sense but I promise it will make you laugh (if not I'll give you a cookie). [COMPLETED] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan

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