A very short story in Dan's POV expressing his thoughts on Phil durning TATINOF and the Tour.

"what's the difference between a firefly and a waterfall?" "everything. they're complete opposites."

(Read this I like these stories better) Some short stories about Dan Howell and Phil Lester because I am the ultimate trash can™ Mostly fluff and song-based stories Low number of trigger stories (TW's: Profanity and depressive thoughts/actions only in some stories. Trigger warnings, if any are in the story, will be mentioned at the beginning of each chapter) You can send in story prompts to my inbox, and if you want I will credit you for your idea *DISCLAIMER: I (sadly) do not, nor will I ever, own Dan Howell, Phil Lester or any brand/company names mentioned in this story. This story is a work of fiction and is meant for the entertainment of the readers and myself. Thank you*

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

i'm evelyn, mostly known as evie. the girl next door to me, she sings. beautiful songs. some of which i've never heard, some i have. i've never met her. I think it would be strange to say to her 'hi, I listen to you though the wall, do you want to marry me now or what?' in which a girl listens to a girl though a wall and their worlds collide. started: 18 • 7 • 17 Cover by: drizzy-kat

It's the time where Prince Philip needs to find a princess to share the thrown with. Except he isn't interested in any of the princesses. Over time he becomes more interested in a sassy servant instead.

"Every good girl wants a bad boy who is good only for her." "Every bad boy wants a good girl who is bad only for him." "Whenever you are looking for love don't look too far he might be right next door." Clara Wilson is your typical clichéd teen fiction protagonist with exactly two friends, no social life and a 4.0 GPA. She has been in love with Alec Evans, the unattainabley popular football quarterback and her next door neighbour forever. She thinks she's in for a quiet senior year until Jake Henderson arrives. Bad boy extraordinaire, he's arrogant, rude, undeniably gorgeous and shares a past with Clara that she wants to do nothing more than to forget. Caught between two boys, her life is turned upside down in the most ridiculous of ways. But maybe in the midst of all the confusion and chaos she finds not only love but also herself. Romance #2

I have quite a lot of pent up anger.

There is a stage between childhood and adulthood that makes us all want to bang our heads into a concrete wall as if that will somehow make us forget the things we did in that cringe-worthy stage of adolescence. That golden era of bad haircuts, first and last dates, and that undeniable feeling of wanting to fit in. Teenagehood. Surviving it is a feat in itself, and the memories you make may haunt you forever. So this is my guide to the good, the bad, and the ugly of surviving teenagehood. Yes this will include anecdotes. [Highest Rank: #1 in Non-Fiction 16.10.17]

Psst...DO NOT read this book if you get offended easily. The rants written in it are some things that annoy me on Wattpad. DON'T READ IF YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR. Phew! 'cause one time wasn't enough. Welcome to One Line Wattpad Rants ;) Cover by the one and only @supernovass ▶Highest Ranking: #6 in Random◀