MY NEIGHBOR'S PUSSY

The Candy Connoisseur

Chronicling the consumption of candy, and other misadventures.

A Collection of Shorts

A collection of short stories, contest entries and random thoughts.

FANGED

I sat behind the couch, scrunched in a fetal position, hiding from the sliver of sun which managed to squeeze its way out from behind the drapes. My tormentor. Once a beloved friend, now it holds me captive behind this couch with nothing to keep me company but some cobwebs and fuzzy dust-bunnies. My newly improved eye...

Everyone Died+My iPhone Stopped Working: An Oral History of The Robot Apocalypse

*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!***** WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15) In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that. "Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more of...

My Boyfiend Slenderman

He's tall, dark and kind of handsome. Well, he is tall. And dark. I'm actually not sure about the handsome. But he's mine. And he certainly gives me enough attention! I mean, anyone willing to chase me that hard has to at least be given a shot.....right?

The Chronicles of Relationshits

Selena Parker, 28 years old and single; Someone who never forgets to underline the word "Single" twice or thrice. Struggling with a battle of Professional chaos and non-existent love life, she decides to find "The perfect one" herself. But, it's not as easy as it seems to, atleast not when someone completely imperfect...

Truly Elemental: And Other Retro Faerie Tales

Now A Wattpad Featured Story... A collection of short stories where faeries good, bad, and just plain scary roam a world of Rock-n-Roll and Marilyn Monroe. ♛ CONTENTS ♛ 1. Truly Elemental // 1957 2. Barren // 1941 3. Red Cap // 1962 4. Dress Up // 1950s 5. Over Your Grave // 1956 6. The Bleeding Boy and the Bruja...

Bonedead

A Watty Award Winner, Trailblazer Category 2016 In 1896, dinosaurs started the infection that ended the world. Carmen has lived her entire life in New York City, a city of opium and invention, of rotting tenements and marble mansions; a divided metropolis built on the backs of the dinosaurs that never died out, kept s...

Blood Mother. A Vampire Tale

Calina remembered very little from her life before it was stolen from her. As she cradled the sleeping boy in her arms, she tried to recreate the one thing she could never forget: the feeling of being a mother. She hummed softly the way she had for her own children and kissed his cool cheek. When she had spent ever...

Marrow Charm

****Taken down for publication with Parliament House Press in 2019*** ****Bonus Story Available: The House of Seven Smiles***** ***Wattys 2015 Winner!!!*** Magic runs bone deep... In a world overrun by monsters, humans struggle for survival underground. Magic is feared and reviled, but rooted deep in the bloodlines of...

Happy Little Accidents (Z vs A Book 2)

It's been over a month since zombie Li 'woke up'. After she and her group of misfits saved Fort Braydon from a bunch of alien jerk faces, Li thought answers were on the horizon. The newly rehabilitated resulting from the scuffle have settled in nicely, Wolf Girl finally trusts spoons, and the Muppets continue to reviv...

Tales of Monsters and Angels

A collection of tales featuring monsters and angels, though not all appear as they truly are. Includes the story Strawberry Pickers ... There were monsters in cages on the lowest floor of the Genieworks building. Other monsters held the keys. Lina was grateful to have a job as one of the strawberry pickers, to see th...

The Wrench Assistant

Being a female wrench assistant in Graftin Port City was difficult enough before the police came knocking at the door. Now, Nabel will need all her wits and skills to keep herself in a job and her employer hidden and out of the local dungeon. When a mafia henchman crawls up through the drain, demanding his share, she...

Ferocious

***Featured Story*** Five years ago, the brothers Sean and Levi disappeared from the woods without a trace. The police of Allsbury, Arkansas might have given up their search, but Brooklyn, one of the boys' best friends, is still desperate for answers. The morning before the boys were taken, Brooklyn began seeing thing...

Zombies Vs Aliens: Respawn

A comic apocalyptic sci-fi romp. The zombie apocalypse has come and gone, the world has ended, humanity has crumbled... Nobody told the aliens. Alien brains have some interesting side effects on the ravenous undead. Just ask zombie Li, who wakes up after a quick bite. The world is a wasteland, she's a walking corps...