It's just what the title says people. The WTF moments of wattpad and it's writers! And what's also wrong with!

Loki Laufeyson has finally been pardoned. After he saved his brother's life and was brought back from the brink of death by talented Asgardian healers, Odin decided that he would be forgiven for his wrongdoings as long as he never attempted to do the same ever again. Seline Volkov, a vampire who has lived on Midgard for over 900 years, was forced into a situation she had no hope of escaping. She fed on a man that had strange-tasting blood, and the next thing she knew, she was in the Asgardian dungeons. When Seline becomes a servant for Loki, he immediately takes a liking to her secretive ways. He knows that she is hiding something, and he will stop at nothing to figure out what it is. Though she is very subordinate, he is determined to make her more than a just a servant to him. However, what Loki doesn't know is that he has finally met his match, and in more ways than one. He seems to think that Midgardians are below him, but what he doesn't seem to realize is that Midgardians come in all different types. There are humans, vampires, lycans, witches... Every mystical creature that was supposedly a myth is real, and his servant happens to be one of the oldest ones in existence. But even with her strength and her power, Seline cannot hide who she is when she feeds for the first time in Asgard. And, unfortunately, the blood of a certain mischevious god is some of the best blood that she has ever come across.

"hey i'm phil and whoever didn't show up, is a dick," ; copyright © 2016

This will only be a one chapter lemon. Votes and comments count❤️ Cover: @kxthleennn

includes spoilers It's all in the title (Female reader) I'll be doing -Yooung -Jumin -Seven -Zen -Jaehee (Saeran added later) >>thank you too @TheSiriusStar for the books cover!<<

In which Phil is looking for a relationship and Dan is looking for a friend.

"...Goodbye now, (y/n)." And with that I pushed the door open and swung my legs out into the cold air. I handed the cab driver my money, but the girl gently pushed my hand away before he could grab it. She pulled out a roll of bills from her pocket, peeling off a few and handing it to the driver, an obvious smirk on her lips. "It's on me this time," she smiled up at me from where I stood, her eyes seemingly sparkling, my mouth hanging open a bit in shock. "Just say this isn't the last time I get to meet the absolutely irreplaceable Jumin Han." - I do not own the characters in this book, just the story. Cover art work belongs to @naizourei on tumblr.

The title says it all I also take requests :D I DO NOT OWN MYSTIC MESSENGER AND THE PHOTOS IN THIS!

Just some fluffy pokémon oneshots! Please request in the comments. I is dumb