TEST HOW SMART YOU REALLY ARE!!!! FYI: NOT OFFICAL IQ TEST JUST SOME FUN "QUIZZES" AS PEOPLE CALL THEM!!! HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!

Six Months. Six whole months have passed since Bella left for California. Everyone has split their separate ways. Bella is still in California. One Direction is in London. Emily is still working in London, but not in contact with the boys. Niall is still not getting along with the other lads. Nothing has changed within the past six months. Bella is moved on. But the boys and Emily are not prepared to quite yet. Nothing is ever going to be the same after what happened six months ago. Little does Bella know, that even though she is 5456, these boys are about to change her life.... Again.

"What do you think he will do when he finds out?" I asked Zoey. "Nothing. He isn't your boyfriend is he? He has Perrie!" Zoey replied. "But why would he care?" I asked. "Is he the jealous type?" she smirked. I nodded and sighed.... Jasmine(or Jazzy/Jaz) lives with One Direction. Her mum put her up for adoption when she was five, due to depression, Jasmine doesn't know her father. She ran away from the carehome when she was fourteen and bumped into Zayn Malik. They have been friends eversince. Jasmine now lives with her best girl-friend Zoey and One Direction. They are both 17 years old and graduated recently. Zayn is Jasmine's best guy-friend and is VERY overprotective. He wants to think of her as his little sister, but the feelings are stronger. JUST A LITTLE NOTE: I am embarrassed by the amount of illiterate mistakes there are in this story, I am aware there are many. I wrote this about a year ago and honestly I cannot be bothered to go through and change every mistake. If anything bothers you, message me, always listening x

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS

Jokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you go!

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.