Hi! My name is Lucy, and this is the story of how I was adopted by Dan Howell and Phil Lester, better known to you as danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil. WARNING!!!! This book contains non-sexual spanking of a minor, depression, thoughts of suicide, and anorexia. May be triggering.

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.