After being victim of a brutal ghoul attack by none other than Big Madam herself, Emi's life changes completely. She goes from playing with dolls to playing with knives. From candy rewards, to 'good girl points'. From a comfy bed to a cold cell. The girl who could never even dare to hurt a fly now has to kill to stay alive. ~ Being a scrapper made Suzuya a heartless killer. He thought nothing of it, the only thing that mattered was pleasing Big Madam. The flashier the kill, the more good boy points he earned. He killed to stay alive. He killed to make his Mama happy. He killed because it was fun. But what happens when a girl he had never seen before moves to the cell right in front of his? And worse, becomes Big Madam's new pet? There can only be one scrapper, and that scrapper was him. He would not let that be taken away from him. But as time passes he begins to wonder; does he really want to kill the girl?

They were shinobi: machines trained from childhood to kill or be killed. They were experienced soldiers; tools even. And that's why you can't blame them for being idiots in everything else. (A collection of short related chapters) "I KNEW it! I knew you had the hots for her!" "I've seen cooked fish before. That's charcoal. I'm sorry that you're culinarily disabled." "And you're surprised that your son gets a heart attack when you leave your arm in the living room." "I don't care! We're watching the entire fourth season of Kunoichi Diaries and you're going to learn whether you like it or not!" :: Cover By: Cosmo_Cat924

A bunch of drabbles about crazy!Rock Lee who has a thing for blood. Updates are whenever I write a new drabble. Rated M Cover art does not belong to me.

"He chose your fate. You have to take over his job. His village. His place in the world. This is the life you have to live. So, what do you say? Do you accept the position as Orochimaru's successor?" When Kabuto manages to convince Haruno Sakura to become the Shodai Otokage, she finds out that this might be the best decision she's ever made. "Finally, I've done something right." Sequel: "Shinobi" Rewrite of: Red Skies (2013)

In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of one Sakura Haruno at the start of Naruto. What could possibly go wrong? -COMPLETE- (REWRITE - original complete on FanFiction). Now being put into audio by JazzOfTheSpazz on YouTube for those who want to listen!

Orochimaru never became a missing-nin. The Fourth Hokage still stood tall. There was no Uchiha Massacre. The Akatsuki never existed. Madara never became a problem. What could go wrong in such a perfect world? Sakura Haruno had always been alone, and at thirteen, she abandoned Konoha. She had to run from her past, but what exactly would wait for her in her future? @NarutoWattyAwards 2014 Third Place Winner in the General Naruto Category! *Written from 2013-2015*