Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left? For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

Two different people with two different ideals-- yet share a mutual hatred full of lies and regrets. Ashlyn and Colby have been rivals for the longest time, but pining over one another for years. They're blind to their true feelings. So, Ashlyn moves. Away from him and to a new beginning. But when Colby moves into the apartment down the hall from her, of course everything changes. Could they really stay rivals forever? »I hate liking my rival« »But you know you like your rival more than you hate him« It's pretty crazy how you could go from hating someone to loving someone. | highest rankings: | - #1 in Colby Brock - #3 in Colby - #1 in SamAndColby - #1 in Brock - #3 in Youtubers - #42 in Fanfiction - #40 in Adventure | completed ✔️ | [ warnings ] - language - minor sexual content

A reader insert of you and your favorite Twins! I will take requests and do personal stories just tell me: 1. Which Twin 2. your character's name 3. what you want it to be about ~I lost interest in the Dobre fandom so unless I can find reason to update anymore, this book is completed, Thanks~ #2 in twinbotz 12/22/19 #6 in twinbotz 7/11/19

When 16 year old Zoella Rousseau finally moves from her beloved city and into a small desolate town, saying being angry about it will most likely be an understatement. But that's the least of her worries. When she befriends twins, Lucas and Marcus Dobre, she soon finds herself in a number of problems that they bring to her. Soon her supposedly dead bestfriend comes back to life. A moment that should've been happy but quickly turns deadly. And even worse, her two bestfriends want to kill eachother. Who would she choose in the matter of life and death? Or will they all join up together to take down their greatest enemy. Jakob. *NOTE* All characters (except the twins who's names are based off actual people) and plots are mine