We all knew this would happen at some point. Anyway, welcome to Tanz Der Vampire Trash, where there will be rants, theories, etc!! Enjoy! [Original cover by @judyadams on Tumblr. Words added by me.]

Whilst in combat in the US Army, Ava Richards stormed a terrorist base which contained chemically manipulated gas with extreme side effects; in Ava's case, the gas altered her brain, giving her telepathic abilities to speak without moving her lips, read minds, move objects without touching them and outright destroy people's minds. Then Nick Fury came to speak to her about the Avengers initiative. Her mission is simple: Make the God of Mischief fall for you; it will weaken him, make him vulnerable, according to Thor's information. But with the other 6 Avengers hanging about, causing trouble and escalating things that don't need to be, things are made difficult. Can Ava manage her impossible mission; after all, she is a soldier, not an actress. An Avengers/Loki FanFiction. COPYRIGHT Marvel and abbiemca :) ENJOY!

*WATTYS 2015 WINNER* A woman has been living with the corsairs for centuries, she could only see the outside world through a window. But when given an opportunity to escape and bring back a stolen treasure to Thranduil, her adventure begins by going to Mirkwood, now known as Eryn Lasgalen. Little did she know that the Great Forest will be her new home. Post War of the Ring AU story. I only own the original characters, and the plot I created. The rest belonged to the great JRR Tolkien. Cover by @IamRosieH ***Officially included in Wattpad @Fanfic J.R.R. Tolkien Universe Reading List*** ***@LOTRFanFicRec Featured Story for June 2015***

Book I of the 'To Live Again' Saga In the modern world Clara Riley experiences a life changing event...death! Usually this means the end of living, but this quirky art student gets the shock of her life when she wakes up in Greenwood the Great...when she should be dead...and not in a fictional world? Meanwhile in the Second Age of Arda - an Elven Prince returns from fateful battles horrendously scarred, both inside and out. But not all of Prince Thranduil's scars are battle worn - his heart has long since abandoned any hope of redemption. But not all hope is lost, at least not in the eyes of a young elfling. Legolas is determined to reach his Ada, and he is especially sure his new friend Clara can assist...after all he did pray to the great Illuvatar to send him some help! *AU - new spin on 'girl-falls-into-ME' genre* **Part of the Official Wattpad LOTR fanfic Reading List & Fic Recs** **Part of the Official-Visible Reading List for Wattpad** ***TOP TEN in FANDOM Winner2015*** ***RBLS Popular Choice Winner2016***

A looming darkness has gathered, and the storm is headed for Asgard. Thor needs help, and more than that, he needs the girl raised on Earth. The Earth girl, and his imprisoned brother. Valkyrie Sutton is of Earth. Or Midgard. Or whatever. When Thor, God of Thunder, appears to take her to Asgard without much explanation, Val finds out things about herself she never expected. Tossed into chaos and ripped from her former life, Val finds trouble, and trouble goes by the name of Loki. And like it or not, she needs Trouble's help to save Asgard. Secrets are revealed, bonds are formed, and chances are taken. She will risk everything in the process, all for the sake of the kingdom that threw her away. Post-Avengers. Cover Art by @estefaniML Reviews! "I LOVE THIS. It is eloquently written and drew me in from the very beginning. :D" - CrazyCranberry "well written and pulls in the reader with its simplicity and light sprinkling of intrigue. everything feels real." - angelinatomas "Oh my goodness!! This book is amazing!!!! I just can't wait to see what happens next!!!!" - CharmCasterAvenger "Ashdojakjsjfjwjdjsjcskdjfjskd" - dianalauramg "Val definitely is badass." - Isitmadness "Oh my gods this story is AWESOME!!!!! as a huge Loki fan this is extremely amazing." - 7katie2002 "I feel like I've been through so much with [Loki] by reading this story! Look, there's so much feels I'm using waaay too many exclamation points!! THE FEEELS!!!!" - Willow256 "BEST. LOKI. FANFIC. EVER!!!!!" - flameaugustineaka

[A Wattpad FEATURED story!] She's been King Thranduil's close friend for a long time. But when a shocking rumor about his past comes to light, it shakes her entire world. How well does she really know him? With the threat of war and an uncertain future for the Woodland Realm, her comfortable life is changing forever, and so are her feelings for her friend. A story about second chances with eventual romance. Set during the events of the Lord of the Rings. Thranduil/OC Disclaimer: Everything belongs to Tolkien except for my characters. A/N: It was before Christmas 2014 when I first watched BBC's Emma with Romola Garai (wonderful, by the way - watch it if you haven't). A few days later I went to see The Hobbit BOTFA on its opening night. It was during a car trip from a family Christmas party when I came up with idea for this story. And while it doesn't follow the Jane Austen classic completely (Thranduil is no Mr. Knightley!), it was certainly inspired by it. I enjoyed the challenge. Check out the FB page for the story: facebook.com/StarsofVardafanpage/ (thanks to @MaggieShivers for creating it and running it!)

During her 7th year at Hogwarts, Hermione is intrigued right from the start by the new Astronomy teacher, Professor John Smith. This strange man has captured all her attention and she seems to have done the same to him. As the year goes by, talking to someone on a more intellectual level becomes something of a drug for her. Letters from Ron become less frequent and conversation with John are more often. The student-teacher wall falls to allow a great friendship to form. But Hermione’s feelings are much more than that. She is falling for the wizard with the metal wand. But an affair isn’t the only thing happening is the castle. Strange things are happening to Hermione that even her great mind cannot explain.

Mina wuchs als Straßenkind in Septim auf, doch ihr ist höheres vorbestimmt. Und dann steht sie zwischen den Fronten, zwischen Freunden und Feinden, zwischen Drachen und Magiern, zwischen Bestimmung und Liebe... Ein Leben, eine Prophezeiung, tausend Worte und einer Macht, die kein Gott besitzt. "Eine Zerstörung wird kommen stärker als Kämpfe vergangener Zeiten Wird härter als jeder Krieg entflammen Wird die Kultur und das Sein bestreiten und allem ob göttlich oder nicht das Leben nehmen..."

Helly - eine 16 jährige Bewohnerin des Kapitols und Tochter eines ehemaligen Spielmacher - wird "ausgelost" an den Hungerspielen der Sieger teilzunehmen, die einmalig für die Kinder des Kapitols veranstaltet werden. Sie hat eigendlich schon mit ihrem Leben abgeschlossen, doch als auch Sam in die Arena muss, ein 13 Jähriger, für den sie seit dem Tod seiner Mutter wie eine Schwester ist, entscheidet sie sich zu kämpfen - für Sam und für sein Leben. Denn eines ist ihr sicher - auch wenn sie den Zorn der Distrikte verstehen kann, Sam werden sie nicht bekommen!

Habt ihr, als ihr ins Bett gegangen seid auch mal vergessen das Licht auszumachen? Und euch dann "Like a Boss" gefühlt habt, als ihr es mit einer unglaublichen Strekung geschafft habt das Licht auszuknipsen? Habt ihr zu euch auch mal "Challenge accepted!" gesagt, als ihr versucht habt alles so schnell wie möglich zu erledigen, während die Mikrowelle ihre Zeit ablief? Nun, dann wirst du mit dem zweiten Teil der "Rage" Trilogie sehr viel Spaß haben!