Scraps. Scraps of my Ships and my life. Read If you dare!

Greetings, I have a prophecy for you. 'An entity unknown will find an object of amusement, humor, knowledge, and awesomenessity. Once found, they will start to question or state things to this object. The object will magically respond, (But will vary in time) and then the real story shall begin.' Well, my sources believe this is the object that shall guide you through the story of my life. Continue with caution, young one.

.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse dung ice cream, and bird poo hats. Watch out for Jayfeather, I think he got a hold of a knife... Have fun, my Clanmates!

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Just a get to know za author kinda thing! Maybe I shall show you some poems... But probably not since I NEVER show ANYONE those... except........... **runs away** #CrowpoolIsBAE