"lets just say i'm already picturing having his babies, thats how the date went" "i'm guessing this wasn't for me..." -------------------------------------------------------------- Malec are back- with mobile phones! Featuring AU's, canon, and my own personal canon! (AMA)

This is a little collection of stories that I think would happen during or after Simon and Baz's eighth year. I also accept prompts and suggestions for stories. Just message me. The characters belong to Rainbow Rowell, not me. Warning: This story contains swearing and sometimes, *suggestive themes*. Just want to let you know. The cover isn't my work, it's by @mitsouparker on tumblr. She makes all of my favourite SnowBaz fan art. WARNING: SPOILERS FROM CARRY ON

This is a compilation of Snowbaz oneshots that I've written. You'll figure out pretty quickly that it's about 96% fluff and cuddles. Thanks for reading!! :) ((none of the artwork is mine))

Once the rings have been exchanged and the vows have been said, Sherlock and John are ready to settle down and get their fill of the domestic bliss that so often comes with marriage. Unfortunately, nothing is ever that simple for them... and they know the honeymoon period can't last forever. They'd promised each other "for better or for worse", but John had no idea just how bad 'worse' could be.

It all started with a trip. Sherlock had been acting weird, and everyone thought he was just stressed, so he and John go on a trip to Fiji. Yet, what was supposed to be a relaxing vacation from the stresses of detective work only opened the door for much more stress and confusion when John begins to have strange feelings around his colleague, Sherlock Holmes. And Sherlock is still acting strange.

Sherlock Holmes had never been one to embrace the concept of caring for another human being. All it does is bring about unneeded complications and these messy things called 'feelings'. Yet, when he crosses paths with an invalidated army doctor named John Watson his entire way of thinking is forced to be changed. Will this change be for better or for worse?

Sherlock is bored as usual. He needs JAWN ACTION for...erm...SCIENCE! Yes. Anyway, I suck at descriptions so just read. Contains Johnlock and rated I don't know because I'm making it up as I go along. Maybe it will get porny ;)

Johnlock's everyday texts.

Just some One-Shots for a competition I've entered myself in.

“I’m starting to think letting you into my home wasn’t such a good idea.” “Oh it was probably the worst thing you’ve ever done.” There was a moment’s pause before he spoke again. “Do you regret it?” “Not one bit.”