A continuation of the previous Band Jokes because Wattpad is a dick sometimes. [Property of Previous Owner: Cecilia] [Credit to Tumblr]

Suicide. Anorexia. Depression. Self harm.. touring with MCR??

Jokes that I found on the Internet that I wanted to share. No credit goes to me.

Great things were always expected of Gerard Way. As the eldest child of the Senior Undersecretary to the Minister of Magic, everyone knew that he would succeed at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Now in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts, Gerard isn't sure if he can live up to those expectations. His grades are less than stellar, and he is far from popular. Eager to prove himself, Gerard makes two completely irrational decisions that would shape the rest of his life: 1. He starts a band with his one and only friend Ray Toro. 2. He tosses his name into the Goblet of Fire. However, things are never as they seem at Hogwarts. With all of the drama between his fellow students and his growing crush on the Gryffindor Quidditch captain Frank Iero, Gerard will be seriously surprised if he even manages to make it until graduation. A Harry Potter/My Chemical Romance/Frerard fanfic, with some Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, and others thrown in for good measure. Cover by @BrendonBySleep. Trigger warning: so many references that you'll feel like a photo that's been overexposed.

This is as the title says. I will be writing many Hetalia oneshots and posting them in this one story. It will be different scenarios that may have some connection one way or another (?) Hope you enjoy it and sorry if I update late >.<

Short, terribly written fanfics done in under 5 minutes with barely any proof reading. A.K.A. The ramblings of a bored mcr fan who cries a lot

The title is pretty self explanatory I guess. Welcome to my trashcan. I'm sorry but it appears you're 100% Hetalian. There's no turning back now Hetalia: Countries have never been so different

All Hail The Mighty Doitsu Please. Take a moment of silence and recite the Doituism Pledge. "I am a Doitsuist. Live by the Doitsu Die by the Doistu Inhale by the Doitsu Exhale by the Doitsu Speak the Doitsu way Doitsu. Doitsu. (pause here for dramatic effect).... Doitsu." Shine Bright Like A Doitsu

Motionless In White speeches that have really touched me. And just random stuff about them or that they've done. MIW, you guys are amazing. <3

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS