"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

Ellie and Sonny are back. cover by: Verde56

VERY SHITTY WRITING FOR THE FIRST FEW CHAPTERS! STARTED AT YEAR 2015 SO EXPECT OLD SVT JOKES. BOOK 2: GOING SEVENTEEN this book makes seventeen's life look more horrifying than actually reading the work itself. contains a lot of words as strong as jihoon's distaste for everything else. includes free roasting lessons with the boys of seventeen. not clickbait. published: 09/13/15 ended: 06/15/18 ? copyright © sooonyoung lowercase intended #1 | 08/23/18 - 09/08/18 #1 | 06/15/18 #4 | 05/11/18 #1 | 06/01/18 #9 | 02/14/18 #2 | 06/18/18 #11 | 06/09/16