"you were named after a shoe?" "no, you fucking dumbass." © mukenarcotics 2015 february 2015

“why are you at the park at three in the morning?” “i could ask you the same thing, sweetheart.” all rights reserved © 2015 | awemichael {completed}

In which a sassy girl sasses the sass out of her sassy music teacher who is conveniently the sassy Luke Hemmings.

"Hey, it's lukeisapenguin from club penguin. I don't know if you remember me, but we got married at the lighthouse about ten years ago."

"stay the fuck away from my little sister hemmings." he chuckles, "i'm sorry, but that's just not gonna happen."

"Hey, it's me. I cheated again."

"all the memories returned, except you" lowercase intended sequel; Return

in which luke disappears from the face of the earth for three years + story idea by the stunning @unionlouis -check her out-