Cora Montgomery and Theodore Hayes have just been hitched...by accident. Not remembering much about the night before, they arrive back to school as a married couple, and they are just about to murder each other at any second of the day. Seeing that it would take a whole lot of issues to divorce, they'll have to stick it out until graduation. And since neither of them are interested in being good, it's going to be one hell of a marriage. W A R N I N G : may contain suggestive material...lol

Sup. My name's Jenna. Jenna Greene. And this story is basically about the turning point in my life. I had the money. I had the perks. And I guess you could say I had the friends. Then I decided to make this business with this chick I met. It wasn't anything professional, it was just a small service we provided for the kids who weren't as priviliedged as me. Then our little "company" started expanding. We were helping a lot of people and it felt really good. Then my priorities got mixed up. I started losing clients. I even had a little run-in with the law. I then realized that maybe my business was hurting more people than it actually helped. And to top it all off I was juggling two guys that were completely different. So that's pretty much how everything happened. And once it was all over, I figured 'hey, maybe this would make a funny story one day.'

Read along with me as I bitch and complain about stuff that you probably do too. You might even get a kick out of this :-)

What if you woke up one morning and were the opposite gender?