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The Babysitters بقلم shhhhhhreya
The Babysitters
shhhhhhreya
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A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY #1 IN HUMOR "SATAN!" Gabby grinned, out of the blue. "Dude, why on earth will you find us a ship name? That too SATAN?" I complained, while Jenny slapped her forehead. * Rebellious, fierce, and outspoken. Samantha Harris is everything you could ask for in a girl. There is nothing stereotypical about her. First benches are not her thing, the last time she topped her exams was years back in her dreams, and she is definitely not a queen-bee. Outcast is what describes her the best. Warning : Do not cuss in front of her. She hates it with a passion. Now meet Trystan Ryder. Suave, charming, narcissistic, flirty - he is everything Samantha hates in a boy. Social rader begins with him. With a smile that can kill a million, he exactly knows how to win hearts. Warning : He cusses a lot. Have you ever wondered what will happen if you are interlocked with a person you just cannot tolerate to do a job? And not just any job, but a babysitting one, to be specific? A lot of chaos, right? That's what happens when Samantha and Trystan are compiled to babysit a three month old. Spending four hours together they do a lot of things - almost burn the owners kitchen, stalk his girlfriends, and lose the baby in WalMart. Wait? Did you expect something more romantic? Well, there is a reason their ship name is SATAN.
The Bobo Princess #Wattys2016 بقلم eggboy16
The Bobo Princess #Wattys2016
eggboy16
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Meet Pamu, 17 years old. Isang 4th year working highschool student. Babaeng kalog at Bobo Since Birth. Isang Hardworking student to reach her dream to meet the man of her dreams, Phoelem. Enter Phoelem De Guzman. Campus Hearthrob sa Wilson Academy. Kahit saan ay tiniliian saan man mag punta. Siya na yata ang tumayo sa ipis na tinitilian tuwing lumilipad pero isa rin siyang bobo since birth Reaching Pamu's Dream has never been easy so she have to be Student by day, Restaurant crew in the afternoon and a songbird by the evening. Ngunit, nagbago ang buhay niya ng masuot niya ang Mahiwagang Salamin ni Salome Student by day, bobo everyday!
Kapag Ang Pangit Ang Lumandi (BOOK 1&2) بقلم imyourjac
Kapag Ang Pangit Ang Lumandi (BOOK 1&2)
imyourjac
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"Hating me. is an EMOTiONAL Disease! So for those who hate me get well soon! Because there's no prescribed medicine for being iNSECURE!" --- Maganda ka ba?? Kung OO! Eh di ikaw na.→_→ Sayo na ang korona!! At kung hindi ka naman maganda tulad KO! Well wag kang mag alala. MAGANDA KA! TIWALA LANG..... Kung hindi ka kagandahan at may nagugustuhan ka kelangan mo syang mapaibig sayo!! At kelangan may self confidence at TIWALA sa sariling beauty. Kung wala ka nyan?? Kawawa ka naman! Pangit na nga wala pang confidence?? Bigte ka na lang!! Haha. Joke lang ^___^v Pero kung hindi mapansin ni crush ang beauty mo. Isa lang ma aadvice ko! LANDIIN MO NA LANG SYA!! Remember ang kasabihan. "Daig ng MALANDI ang MAGANDA!" Kung paano?? Well read this story. Dahil pag nabasa mo to MAGANDA KA NA tulad KO. oh well MAS MAGANDA pa rin pala ako. Makukuha mo ang crush mo. Sa paraang gusto mo. At kapag binasa mo to. Ihanda mo ang sarili mong matawa, maloka, mabaliw, maihi, at LUMANDI!! at kung ano ano pa. . Kapag Ang Pangit Ang Lumandi written by: Imyourjac #K.A.P.A.L Welcome sa NAGMAMAGANDA AT NAGMAMALANDING STORYA AT AKO ANG INYONG MAGANDANG BIDA. --Lhandy Siako. All rights reserved. 08.30.2014
When Dyuswa Meets Purita بقلم danjavu
When Dyuswa Meets Purita
danjavu
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Dear Dyuswa, Lagi na lang ganito. Ilang beses na ba kitang pinatawad sa paulit-ulit mong kasalanan ha? Pinatawad kita dahil sa pagmamahal ko sayo. Bat diz tym, I wheel giv up on us. I giv you ol my love. God knows where whore teeth. PS. Meet me sa hagdanan. Doon ako makikipag-break sayo. Olweys loving you, Purita "Damn you Purita!!!!" inis na sigaw ni Joshua matapos niyang basahin sa pisara ang mensahe ni Purita. Kasabay no'n ang walang humpay na tawanan ng mga kaklase niya. He needs to find Purita. That ambitious girl! Hinding-hindi siya magkakagusto sa ambisyosang iyon. Never! Note: Ang kuwentong ito ay puno ng ka-OA-han, kalandian at ka-dramahan. Kaya kung wala kang katangian sa mga nabanggit, read at your own risk. Hahaha.
She's Dumb! (Completed) بقلم menzexxi
She's Dumb! (Completed)
menzexxi
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Ano ang kapangyarihan ng Coke-in-can? Saan the best gamitin ang Ninja moves? Ano pa ang hindi ninyo alam na stunts ni Jackie Chan? Ano ang the best pamalit sa camera? Basahin niyo na lang. Tinatamad ako mag- explain. Kbye. :* P.S: Ito ay kwento ng isang Dakilang Tanga.
She's Abnormal ♥ بقلم yumi_aya
She's Abnormal ♥
yumi_aya
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Sandy Mae Mendez, a bubbly, happy-go-lucky, abnormal thinker girl. She always get in troubles. One day, isang araw. She and her bestfriend made a deal: she needs to find a boyfriend within three months or else, she must say 'yes' to her annoying suitor. Then, in the middle of searching, she met these two guys. And accidentally, she fell in love with one of them. Will she be loved by that guy and make the deal with her bestfriend? Or.... Everything will be done, oppositely?
Wanted: Mommy بقلم Mangoartist12
Wanted: Mommy
Mangoartist12
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Ako si Nathan Clyde and I just need a mom for my triplets... Who wants to apply? Promise I'll make the salary triple. your bonus will also be Triple. just replace this hired one. PLEAAAAAAAASEEEEEE!!!!
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