Quotes that are very funny...and poems

Sօ tɦɨs ɨs a stօʀʏ օʄ ʍɛ, aռɖ աɦat I ɛxքɛʀɨɛռċɛɖ աɦɛռ ʍɛ aռɖ ʍʏ ʄaʍɨʟʏ ʍօʋɛɖ tօ aռօtɦɛʀ ċɨtʏ, ʏօʊ ʍaʏ tɦɨռҡ tɦɨs ɮօօҡ ɨs ɮօʀɨռɢ ,ɮʊt tɦɛʀɛ աɨʟʟ ɮɛ sօʍɛ tաɨsts, aռɖ ɨ ɖօռ't tɦɨռҡ tɦat tɦɨs ɨs a tʏքɨċaʟ tɛɛռaɢɛʀs ʟɨʄɛ, sօօ ʝʊst ҡɛɛք ʀɛaɖɨռɢ ...

"You'll do anything will you?" Keeley smirks, a mischievous glint lighting up her brown eyes. "I dare you, Jade Elsie Brooke, to break into Trystan Woods house and steal a pair of his boxers without him finding out." Jade Brooke was the dare devil who had never turned down a dare, no matter how bad it was. So when a simple game of truth of dare ends up flipping her life upside down in the form of a dare, she has no one to blame but herself. Trystan Woods was the boy out of reach for most, who stood at the top of the high school food chain. Everyone loves him, and he was the football team captain. Jade had never interacted with him, until the day she was dared to break into his house and steal his underwear. The only flaw in the plan? When he catches her in his room holding his boxers. || Humour #1 || // this story is in major need of editing and sucks quite badly so read at your own risk you have been warned \\

Mia Brown may seem like any other teenage girl. Her life was pretty normal but after her mother died she changed completely. She was willing to give up everything just to see her mother one more time. Even if it means making a deal with the Devil. Can she trust the Devil? Or is it all just one sick joke?