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a sequel to Harry Potters Twin Nixie finds tom riddles diary after a triumphant fight with draco malfoy. what will happen after Ginny catches her writing in it? how will these two girls hide the fact that they themselves were the ones to open the chamber of secrets? will their friends turn on them? or will they help?

ABANDONED! NO MORE UPDATES. Most people become angels when they die, but every so often someone becomes an angel when they're born... Katarina Potter, more commonly known as Cat, has been in hiding practically her whole life since she is guarding a grave secret. As you might have guessed, Cat is the twin sister of the one and only, Harry Potter, saviour of wizardkind. But, hardly anyone knows about her and those who did assume that she died on that terrible night. Except a few. They take it upon themselves to protect her at all costs. But she's too busy trying to stop her stupid brother from getting killed. When they were 11 she had to rush off and get Dumbledore to come back from the Ministry in order to help the trio from getting killed by a man who had Voldemort attached to his head. Then at age 12 it was sending down Fawkes the phoenix in order to save Harry from a giant snake. And don't even mention the months of begging and pleading with Dumbledore to see that Sirius was innocent. She never trusted that rat, how can it sleep so much? Finally, in their fourth year, after getting transferred from Durmstrung to Hogwarts, she thought that she could have a year off. But no! Harry just had to be Harry and get his name pulled out of the Goblet and take part in the Triwizard Tournament, which could kill him. And with Cat finding out things about herself that she didn't even know were possible, how is she going to survive until the end of the year? Disclaimer: All rights reserved to the author, artist and this publication. This is solely a not-for-profit fan activity, and in no way intends to infringe on copyrights held by JK Rowling. If I had written up Harry Potter I would not be on Wattpad writing fan fiction about it, seriously. That being said, I hope you enjoy reading, if you see any mistakes, point them out for me, but if you're just gonna hate then please go.

Meet Harry Potter, the boy that lived; Famous for surviving Lord Voldemort's death spell. Meet Victoria Potter, the girl that lived; no one knows that she too survived Voldemort's death spell as well. Harry Potter goes to Hogwarts. Victoria Potter goes to Durmstrang- and all boys wizard school. ------ When the TriWizard Tournament unites them together- how will the famous boy that lived and the rebellious not known, girl that lived meet? And will they know that they are related?

Gracie is headed off to Hogwarts. She's been living with the Weasley family for as long as she can remember, but she's adopted. So when she and her 'brother' Ron meet the famous Harry Potter, how will they react??? Can Gracie keep her feelings to herself??! And will she find out who her real family is? Read to find out!!!(:

Funny texts from the Harry Potter characters!

This year Nixie Potter is determined to beome an anmags. She practices in the shreiking shack with a stray black dog she found when she runs away from the dursleys. She doesn't know who the dog is, or why it follows her, but it does create suspicion from Snape and Dumbledore as to why Nixie disapears everytime Sirius Black esapes into the castle. Will Nixie become an unregistered animagus, will she ever forgive sirius for not showing himself, what will she say to the unexpected news that Remus gives her?

Depressed about Cedric leaving her life forever, Nixie Potter still manages to get back up on her feat and help her twin brother, Harry Potter, through another stressful but fun year of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy. Though a hole in her heart is still visible in her vulnerable eyes you could see the confusion also when a new boy comes around. As annoying as he may be, Nixie Potter can't help but actually like him; though she is confused because she knew she should still be grieving over Cedric. But as guilty as she may be, no one could resist the charm of the mysterious Mike Charleston

these are song lyrics of the best band, Twenty One Pilots